Where Will David Price End Up?

HINT: His dog’s name is Astro.

Okay, that is probably not a hint, since they would have to give up their entire team for him.

But still, John F. Kennedy’s dog’s name was Lincoln, and Lincoln’s dog’s name was Kennedy, so you never know.




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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harrisonkeeler3
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harrisonkeeler3
2 years 10 months ago

i feel dumber for having clicked on this link

Kevin Towers
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Kevin Towers
2 years 10 months ago

My dog’s name is Prado. My fish’s name is Kubel. But, I forgot to feed him and had to flush him down the drain a few months ago.

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Speaking seriously
2 years 10 months ago

As far as the Astros go, they’re more likely to sign him in free agency.

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