Wine Terms Most Relevant to This Joey Gallo Bat Flip

Here’s an animated GIF of Texas prospect Joey Gallo‘s home run from the sixth inning of the Futures Game on Sunday:

Gallo 2

And here, what follows are five wine terms probably most relevant to the bat flip contained therein:

  • Brilliant
  • Long
  • P├ętillant
  • Refined
  • Spritzig

Credit to concerned reader Taylor Camfield for bringing this to the author’s attention.



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puddy
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puddy

its… perfect.

Urban Shocker
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Urban Shocker

Ahhhh!

TC
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TC

Organoleptic

TC
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TC

Clos de Target

Uncles Ernest and Julio
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Uncles Ernest and Julio

Talk about uncorking one!

Bartles & James
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Bartles & James

We concur!

bdhudson
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bdhudson

now i’m all wet…

Mike Green
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Mike Green

casual, sophisticated and earthy with hints of late 1950s barnyard

dang
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dang

Undertones of a toasty oak

Exquisite

eddiegaedel
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eddiegaedel

Refined

Troy Tulowitzki
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Troy Tulowitzki

I reckon I can hit some baseball pretty dang far, but that boy there, Gallo, or whatever his gosh darn name is, can hit some shots that hit the moon! I’da wish he had taken my place at this here Homerun Derby.

DerekJeterGiftBasket
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DerekJeterGiftBasket

Wine? That’s freakin’ champagne.

Miles
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Miles

I detect just a flutter of, like, a nutty Edam cheese.

Jack
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Jack

Oaky

Randy Marsh
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Randy Marsh

Okay

Wyll Smyth was traded for
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Wyll Smyth was traded for

Aoky

Wyll Smyth
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Wyll Smyth

…now HOME TO BEL AYR!!

Wine Curmudgeon
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Fresh, exhilarating, and intriguing, the sort of wine you’d serve to people who think they already know everything about wine.

daniel
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daniel

jizztastic

me
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me

hints of pencil shavings

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