Yasiel Puig Makes His Topps Debut

Those may look like batting gloves in his hands, but on closer inspection:

I believe that is an LAX baggage tag… and a Rookie of the Year Award. He’s probably got some other things in his back pocket too, like some tissues to give opposing pitchers, so they can dry their tears.

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Needs more bat flip.