Yasiel Puig Makes His Topps Debut

Those may look like batting gloves in his hands, but on closer inspection:

I believe that is an LAX baggage tag… and a Rookie of the Year Award. He’s probably got some other things in his back pocket too, like some tissues to give opposing pitchers, so they can dry their tears.

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7 Responses to “Yasiel Puig Makes His Topps Debut”

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  1. PioneerSkies says:

    Needs more bat flip.

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  2. Damaso's Burnt Shirt says:

    Looks like they caught the pic while he was running the bases giving actual proof that Puigs Can Fly.

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  3. Jimbo says:

    Why did Puig take an airplane from Rancho Cucamonga (maybe ONT airport?) to LAX only to then have to take a cab to Dodger Stadium? Would have been much easier to just drive straight to Dodger Stadium.

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  4. Benzedrine says:

    They should have this as a holographic card.

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  5. Will says:

    Nice interrobang.

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  6. IDrago says:

    “Streets” is a verb now?

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