Yes Torii, Times Are Indeed Hard
America is dealing with some of the hardest economic times she has seen in recent years. Although professional baseball players tend to make a decent amount of coin, even they can’t remain blissfully aware of the plights of us plebeians. Observe the sight which befell Torii Hunter yesterday:
Times r getting hard out here twitter.com/toriihunter48/…
— Torii Hunter (@toriihunter48) January 11, 2012
Yes, Torii. Times are hard out here. And the cause? Well, just ask your teammate, Vernon Wells:
Sad.
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Based on that chair, I’m imagining a seat belt MacGyver’d out of a yard stick, shoe laces, a Tomagotchi and some Elmers glue.
And maybe it IS just society, but how does one lose the initial front seat? Isn’t it sort of, I don’t know, “latched in” there?
Any chance the fender had a “My Other Car is a Magic School Bus” bumper sticker?
Something tells me that doesn’t pass inspection
The car’s owner is just decreasing weight in the car for increased performance.
I don’t see an increase in performance when the chair slides into the back seat after he hit the throttle. But the seat must be much easier to adjust.
I’m proud to frequent a web community where I don’t have to be the one to drop the phat “Maybe it’s just society” line.
Further evidence that preschoolers should NOT be allowed to drive to school.