Yo Momma Jokes For Your Fantasy Baseball Auction

Yo momma’s so cheap, she didn’t even want to pay $35 for Troy Tulowitzki.

Yo momma’s so old, she remembers when Jamie Moyer was in his thirties.

Yo momma’s so poor, she can’t even afford fake auction money.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Jordan Zimmermann’s last name only has one N.

Yo momma’s so lazy, she didn’t make her own spreadsheet.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she made this awesome real-time-updated draft board I set up to work on my TV set crack in half.

Yo momma’s so fat, I couldn’t even see behind her, and notice you were holding up your hand to bid on Asdrubal Cabrera. So he went for $10 to someone else. Sorry. There are other decent shortstops available, though.




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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dockmarm
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dockmarm
4 years 5 months ago

Yo momma’s so fat, Bartolo Colon for $3

Expos67
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Expos67
4 years 5 months ago

Yo momma’s so fat, she picked Mark Hamburger and Phil Coke.

Im Yovani Gallardo
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Im Yovani Gallardo
4 years 5 months ago

Your momma is so Criag Biggio, she is Craig Biggio

kid
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kid
4 years 5 months ago

Yo momma so stupid she bid $47 on Ryan Braun… the reliever.

fantasysucks
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fantasysucks
4 years 2 months ago

Yo momma so dumb she plays fantasy baseball

Henry Crocket
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Henry Crocket
2 years 5 months ago

YO MAMA SO POOR I SAW HER RUNNING AFTER A GARBAGE TRUCK WITH A SHOPPING LIST

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