Young Dale Sveum

Young Dale Sveum’s feathered part is symbolic of the deep fissures within: for Young Dale Sveum loves rebuilt engines as much as he loves baseball as much as he loves lady ass.

Young Dale Sveum boasts a necking technique that Sally Callahan, among others, has termed “The Gentleman’s Agreement.”

Upon first laying eyes upon it, Young Dale Sveum described his bow tie as being “sexy antifreeze in color.” When the haberdasher at After Six Formal Wear told him it was “really just light blue,” Young Dale Sveum cut him a hard look. “You and I,” Young Dale Sveum said, “we shall call it ‘Sexy Antifreeze,’ won’t we?” To this day, the patron may request such an exact hue of neckwear at After Six.

Once in Algebra II, Young Dale Sveum found himself idly doodling “I have a passion for passion” on the front of his Mead three-ring binder. He hurriedly scribbled it out, mostly because he knew it was true.

While some great figures of the past held a preternatural belief that they would one day enjoy an appointment with history, Young Dale Sveum always believed he’d have a make-out session with history punctuated by some sweet under-the-bra action.

Although it is usually a signifier of indigence and misfortune, living out of a van sounds pretty damn far-out to Young Dale Sveum.

Young Dale Sveum will be voted by his classmates as “Most Likely To Marijuana.”

After Young Dale Sveum helmed a cabal of jocks in ritually abusing freshman Bernie Stimpner, Stimpner, upon negotiating his way out of the trash can outside the cafeteria, declared: “Dale Sveum will one day be a great leader of men.” And so he was.

(Image courtesy of Chicagoist)




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  1. Nathan says:

    MORE OF THESE

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  2. Mr. Observant says:

    Dayn – how interesting that Dale’s part is indictitive of the same interests that President Obama and Albert Camus both share – engines and lady ass indeed! Also, is Carson really that bold as to accuse our soldiers and sailors of cowardness? What an atheist prat…

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  3. B says:

    Young Dale Sveum enjoys blasting the first Boston album on 8-track.

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  4. grandbranyan says:

    This very image inspired a username I still use on various baseballing web sites. If only I could find a similarly inspirational image to correspond with my FG username.

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  5. deadhead says:

    Debonair and spring personified. Young Dale often chipped away at the moral fortitude of young lasses (and removed the L also). His spring colored garb was a harbinger of his future. He went on to don sexy antifreeze unis of the Brew Crew. His inner, almost super natural prowess, always peaked during the early season of love and eventually his uncanny ability to “score” inspiring manifested itself with his Easter Miracle home run. Thanks Dale, from all the labias and genitals.

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  6. deadhead says:

    In spring above

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