Your Evening Cake and Quote

It’s a cake! A Seattle Mariners cake!

Seattle Mariners Fucking Cake

I suspect a piping bag was used!

Let us pair this delicious Duncan Hines foodstuff with a quote from Franz Kafka!

“One of the first signs of the beginnings of understanding is the wish to die. This life appears unbearable, another unattainable. One is no longer ashamed of wanting to die; one asks to be moved from the old cell, which one hates, to a new one, which one will only in time come to hate.”

What if the cake is poisoned! Turns out, it matters not.



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jcxy
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jcxy

is it a chocolate, red velvet, or carrot cake?

it matters not.

Naked Mole Gaetti
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This is just what I needed. Turns out, I’m not depressed at all. I am perpetually beginning to understand.

Kyle
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Never before have I witnessed a better marriage of photograph and words.

RA Rowe
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RA Rowe

Hahaha, my deepest sympathies. I think I would have reacted in precisely the same fashion, had this been a Padres cake.

harperhill
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harperhill

Dayn is drunk again.

Alyosha
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Alyosha

No, Dayn is drunk still.

Big Jgke
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Big Jgke

Foods coloured teal make me wonder why ALL foods aren’t coloured teal.

Antonio bananas
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Antonio bananas

Northwest green is the color you’re (supposed to) be seeing.

Hugh Briss
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Hugh Briss

“I still love her, but I do not want to love her any more. She doesn’t deserve this love …” Dostoyevsky in reference to Sara Lee.

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