It’s a cake! A Seattle Mariners cake!
I suspect a piping bag was used!
Let us pair this delicious Duncan Hines foodstuff with a quote from Franz Kafka!
“One of the first signs of the beginnings of understanding is the wish to die. This life appears unbearable, another unattainable. One is no longer ashamed of wanting to die; one asks to be moved from the old cell, which one hates, to a new one, which one will only in time come to hate.”
What if the cake is poisoned! Turns out, it matters not.