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- Ismael Valdez Depresses You
Pity the poor Ismael Valdez, whose pitching so uninspired the photographers at Upper Deck that they denied him his very livelihood on this circa-2000 baseball card. It’s like they knew his career
- Metaphor: Mario Mendoza as a Feminine Product
for former baseball player Mario Mendoza, for today is his birthday.
Whenever I think of Mario Mendoza, I think – and stay with me here – of douche. I don’t bring this up to be crass, or to make a value
- The Marlins' New Logo: Inspired By Super Mario
That is the logo for the "Mario Sunshines," the team captained by Mario which you face in the one-player story mode of Mario Superstar Baseball for the Nintendo Gamecube, released in 2005. Compare and contrast
- One Night Only: Hail Cesar Valdez!
-Backs: Cesar Valdez (R)
23.2 IP, 9.51 K/9, 1.90 BB/9, .328 BABIP, 56.2% GB, 12.0% HR/BIA, 3.75 FIP (Triple-A)
Projected FIP: N/A (FAN) 5.22 (CHONE) 5.36 (ZiPS)
Astros: Felipe Paulino (R)
- Mario Mendoza Hit Four Home Runs
THE PARK HR (RF). Mariners lose the game, 8-15.
Another fine outing, pointing and shouting
"Look, it's baseball."
-Guided By Voices
Mario was born on December 26, 1950. The day after Christmas. I
- Is Mario Soto Going to Throw the Ball at Al B. Sure?
It is not presently important how the author came to possess a Leisure Card of both former Reds right-hander Mario Soto and Grammy-nominated R& or B recording artist Al B. Sure. What is important
- Joe West in World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros.