The Scott Eyre Bailout

Phillies’ owner Bill Giles: All right, Scott, how much do you need?

Scott Eyre (doggedly): Two hundred and forty-two dollars!

Giles (pleading): Aw, Scott, just enough to tide you over till the bank reopens.

Eyre: I’ll take two hundred and forty-two dollars.

Giles starts rapidly to count out the money. Eyre throws his passbook on the counter.

Giles: There you are.

Eyre: That’ll close my account.

Giles: Your account’s still here. That’s a loan!

At least that’s how I picture this thing going down.


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crowhop
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crowhop

It is indeed a wonderful life.

Conor
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Conor

I just love It’s a Wonderful Life quotes! In fact, our fantasy baseball league is called Bedford Falls.

obsessivegiantscompulsive
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obsessivegiantscompulsive

I always cry at the end of the movie, one of the best movies ever.

Mark Morrow
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Mark Morrow

What makes this so funny for me is that we have an owner in our league named Scott Eyre and I can picture him with his hand out grinning like an idiot.

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