Tickets please

Step 1: Buy World Series tickets;

Step 2: Sell them on the secondary market for a huge markup;

Step 3: Quickly call the stadium ticket office and report the now-sold tickets stolen;

Step 4: Get the tickets you sold voided, and receive fresh new tickets.

Step 5: Catch all kinds of hell from the guy you ripped off.

This is why I choose to watch through a knothole in the centerfield fence.


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MooseinOhio
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Shocker.

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