AL Wild Card Live Chat

7:44
Sheryl Ring:

Who will win tonight’s AL Wild Card game?

Yankees (55.8% | 100 votes)
 
A’s (44.1% | 79 votes)
 

Total Votes: 179
7:44
Sheryl Ring: Good Evening Everybody!

7:45
Sheryl Ring: Let’s wait a few minutes for a few more folks to come in and we’ll get started.

7:47
Sheryl Ring: And away…we…go

7:48
Sheryl Ring: I’m Sheryl Ring, your friendly neighborhood legal analyst.

7:48
Sheryl Ring: Dan will be along shortly

7:48
Sheryl Ring: And Sean Dolinar as well

7:48
Isaac: Hi

7:48
Sheryl Ring: Hi Isaac!

7:48
Confused Englishman: Maybe another poll on who we want to win?

7:49
Sheryl Ring:

Who do you want to win tonight’s AL Wild Card game?

A’s (59.8% | 103 votes)
 
Yankees (32.5% | 56 votes)
 
Neither (2.9% | 5 votes)
 
Can we skip to the Division Series already? (4.6% | 8 votes)
 

Total Votes: 172
7:49
Joe: Sheryl, what is your legal opinion on the Dodgers labeling their employees “criminals”

7:49
Sheryl Ring: To quote Joe Girardi, “It’s not what you want.”

7:50
Sheryl Ring: I’ll do a longer piece on this, but if it’s as it’s presented in SI, I’m not optimistic for the Dodgers. Suspensions and MLB discipline could be the least of their worries.

7:50
CamdenWarehouse: as you write more about baseball, how is your Yankee fandom holding up?

7:51
Sheryl Ring: I left Yankees fandom after the Osuna trade. Can’t reconcile it with the presence of Aroldis Chapman.

7:51
Tim: Odds of today being the most HR ever in a single playoff game? I believe this matchup features the highest ever combined total by the two participants.

7:51
Sheryl Ring: Fun fact: the A’s stunk against superhigh velocity (96+ this year). I think it’ll be surprisingly low scoring.

7:52
Frank: If the Yankees lose, MLB HAS to change the wild card game into a best of 3 series next season, right?

7:52
Sheryl Ring: I still like Travis Sawchik’s best-of-two idea. Absent that, there’s no shame in losing to a team that won 98 games. The A’s are really, really good.

7:52
Sheryl Ring: I mean, we wouldn’t be saying the playoff system was broken if the 100-win Yankees lost to the 91-win Indians.

7:53
Astros: Who do we have a better chance of beating?

7:53
Sheryl Ring: I think the A’s, because they can’t bullpen every game. You need some decent starter eventually.

7:54
Matt: What are the odds MLB actually restructuring the divisions and just making it AL and NL like the NBA does east and west?

7:54
Sheryl Ring: 1%

7:55
HankLloydWright: I love the one game wild card! I know I’m in a minority, but it’s fun!

7:55
Sheryl Ring: It is *lots* of fun. I had no rooting interest in last night’s game, and I had a blast.

7:55
Matt: Doesn’t that make the most logical sense. Top 3 teams win, 4-5 play in game

7:56
Sheryl Ring: Logic would also require a universal DH. But if baseball was logical, it wouldn’t be fun.

7:56
Wireless Joe Jackson: MLB taking any action solely because the Yankees lost would rightly be met with derision and outrage by everyone not a Yankees fan.  And probably a lot of Yankees fans too.

7:56
Sheryl Ring: Also, because the Yankees could have avoided this by winning the division.

7:57
Simon: Weird how rarely it is someone mentions the Twins huge mistake giving up on Aaron Hicks…

7:57
Sheryl Ring: Was it really though? I mean, hindsight is 20/20, but Hicks to that point was an oft-injured toolsy CF.

7:58
MickeyMe: Agree that our current WC format works *so* much better than the old system. The division race really matters now, and this one game winner-take-all offers incredible drama.

7:58
Simon: He was one of their top prospects before Buxton showed up.

7:58
stever20: thing folks forget- the gap between Rockies/Cubs was 1 game greater than the gap between the A’s/Yankees.  Don’t hear many folks crying about how unfair it was for the Cubs quite frankly….

7:58
MickeyMe: Logic does NOT require a universal DH. It requires no DH anywhere, assuming you want actual athletes playing the game.

7:58
Sheryl Ring: Your logic is flawed, Mickey.

7:59
Guy Smiley: The current Wildcard format rewards division winners appropriately and taxes runners up appropriately. Want out of this game NYY?  Win your division.

7:59
Sheryl Ring: It seems that you want the A’s to win, but expect the Yankees to win.

7:59
Sheryl Ring: Interesting!

7:59
Cam: How incredible is it that the A’s are even here? Losing an entire starting rotation but finding a way to get here is quite phenomenal. And anecdotally, if this opener experiment works, it lays some foundations for broader thinking by the masses..

8:00
Sheryl Ring: I have my own skepticism about the opener. Remember, the Rays had a Cy Young contender anchoring their rotation, so it’s not like they did away with starters entirely. That said, I could see the opener replacing teams’ 4/5 starters.

8:00
HankLloydWright: Are you here by yourself, Sheryl? A playoff chat seems like a lot to handle for one writer alone!

8:01
Sheryl Ring: Dan and Sean will be along shortly

8:01
Sheryl Ring: Besides, I can be a one-woman wrecking crew when necessary.

8:01
HankLloydWright: (not complaining!)

8:01
Sheryl Ring: Why thank you!

8:02
Guy Smiley: The advantage of the Opener strategy that I haven’t heard anyone talking about is that one of your better relievers faces the top of the opponent’s order the first time around.  This means that the erstwhile starter who follows him doesn’t run into the third-time-through-the-order penalty until the bottom of the order the third time through, which can extend his outing since its the bottom of the order and therefore not as tough as the top.

8:02
Sheryl Ring: That is, as I understand it, the *entire point* of the opener,

8:02
EonADS: I’m glad Sheryl is here. We don’t get enough of her perspective on games, and I feel like she has a lot to offer.

8:02
Sheryl Ring: I am entirely open to praise.

8:02
Stephen: Why isn’t TBS/TNT doing a Statcast broadcast like ESPN last night, that was awesome.

8:03
Sheryl Ring: I personally would love to see a broadcast with Statcast and Jessica Mendoza. YMMV

8:03
Erik: Do you see multi-inning bullpen ace becoming a more prominent role?

8:03
Sheryl Ring: Everything in baseball is cyclical. Multi-inning bullpen aces used to be the norm until Tony LaRussa came along and specialization began in earnest.

8:04
Tucker: Swap Jessica for Eduardo and that’s an A+++++ broadcast

8:04
Tucker: I know it takes her off the flagship station, but wow would that be good

8:04
Devil Ray Jay Johnson: Are any lawsuits challenging baseball’s antitrust exemption actively pending?

8:04
Dan Szymborski: Baseball time!

8:04
Dan Szymborski: Hi Sheryl!

8:04
Sheryl Ring: Re: Devil Ray. Nathaniel talked about that some this year. None with any chance of winning.

8:04
Sheryl Ring: Hi Dan!

8:04
Dan Szymborski: I see you’re keeping the chat intelligent before I ruin it all!

8:04
Sheryl Ring: I am doing a *fair imitation* of intelligence

8:04
Cam: Sheryl, am I right to feel that the draft is just a horrible, horrible system? I live in New Zealand, where our major sports don’t have drafts at all – players are free to sign where they please. The mere concept of restriction of trade of an adult like the draft imposes on so many sports, must surely be breaking some form of law? It genuinely aggravates me that something like the draft, is so ingrained into fans that they don’t even realize how bad it is.

8:05
CamdenWarehouse: Is this your first chat, Sheryl? If so, welcome!

8:05
Sheryl Ring: The draft is awful. It’s also collectively bargained.

8:05
Sheryl Ring: Camden: Nope. I did one back on Opening Day. But I will accept your welcome anyway.

8:05
Dan Szymborski: I’m not a huge fan of system in which Party A and Party B decide to exploit Party C together.

8:06
Dan: Are we buying Luke Voit at this point?  (Not as a 1.000 OPS guy, but maybe an .850 OPS guy?)

8:06
CamdenWarehouse: Cat update, Dan? Dog update, Sheryl?

8:06
Sheryl Ring: Chihuahuas are awesome. And she paws the air at every base hit.

8:07
Stephen: If there wasn’t a draft and everyone is a UFA right out of school when they want to be, how would you handle the Revenue disparity between the Yankees and actual small market teams? More revenue sharing or just limit the pool of money that can be spent like they do with the international kids?

8:07
Dan Szymborski: Galileo’s started on prednisone today for his IBD as it’s been causing him to lose weight.

8:08
Sheryl Ring: The team worth the least is the Rays, and they’re still worth almost a billion. Every team can afford players.

8:08
Dan Szymborski: Cassiopeia still has her cold, I brought her back to the vet as her throat was still sore so she got a shot of prednisone.

8:08
Dan Szymborski: Don’t know where Mercutio is at this moment, but I’m sure he’s doing something dumb.

8:08
CamdenWarehouse: Dan, I’m sorry your stay at FanGraphs will be so short, but good luck as the GM for the Orioles.

8:08
Dan Szymborski: lol, yeah right!

8:08
Zack: Sheryl, do you see a player challenge the draft system all the way to the Supreme court (antitrust exemption) in the next 10 years?

In soccer, we had the Bosman ruling in 1995.

8:08
Concrete fan: What is the under/over for innings by Severino?

8:08
Sheryl Ring: Depends on whether or not Kavanaugh is confirmed.

8:08
Dan Szymborski: 5?

8:09
Simon: I hate that TBS is the home of playoff baseball. Why is this allowed to be?

8:09
Dan Szymborski: At least they don’t start everything at :05 and :35 anymore

8:09
Kiermaier’s Piercing Green Eyes: I don’t think I’ve ever been disappointed that ESPN was not broadcasting a game, and yet here we are. Bracing for old men yelling at clouds/bullpenning.

8:10
Brian CashGod: woot finally a chat with Sheryl!! but love you too Dan

8:10
CamdenWarehouse: I think Petriello made the nerdcast last night and he admitted it was a ton of prep work. It wouldn’t be fair to ask him to go do another game and I’m not sure another stat person would do the same job

8:10
Sheryl Ring: Remember – the A’s struggle with elite velo

8:11
stever20: Already a better start for Severino compared to last year.

8:11
Dan Szymborski: See, if I were on the broadcast, I’d just want to do nerd commentary. No graphics planning!

8:11
Dan Szymborski: Not that anyone should want me on a broadcast.

8:11
CamdenWarehouse: at least not yet. balancing stat, context and interesting is hard

8:11
HankLloydWright: Dan, Jeff Francoeur called, but he dropped the phone because he was swinging at it. (The phone is fine because he missed)

8:11
Joe: Dan how are you going to survive another chat after last night’s marathon?

8:11
Dan Szymborski: I’ve done a 14-hour chat before.

8:12
Brian CashGod: wait seriously? 14 hours? were you trying to set a record or something?

8:12
Dan Szymborski: The thing about the moderately self-absorbed is that they can keep talking quite easily.

8:13
Chris: If the A’s pull bullpenning off successfully today and throughout the playoffs, how much of it will we see next year and what will it look like? Like would we see an ace reliever throwing 100+ innings as an opener next year?

8:13
Stringer Bell: Severino looking good

8:13
Dan Szymborski: I think it’ll still be relatively a niche thing. Sheryl?

8:13
Disco is Dead: Sheryl Ring:  I have thoroughly enjoyed your posts to Fangraphs and I wanted to say thank you for shining some light on issues that I have been in the dark on!!

8:13
Sheryl Ring: I expect bullpenning to take off among small market teams as a way to keep arb salaries down.

8:13
Sheryl Ring: Thank you Disco! And thanks for reading!

8:13
Rick: Sheryl, I really enjoy your articles, the legal aspect is interesting.

8:14
Sheryl Ring: PRAISE DAN NOW

8:14
Gabe: T/F: MLB should institute a rule (not sure what it would look like) preventing teams from running “bullpen games”?

8:14
Dan Szymborski: I’m better off with some demotivational words.

8:14
Sheryl Ring: The MLBPA should be championing this rule.

8:15
Mike O: Sheryl chatting wowowow

8:15
HankLloydWright: Dan, I really enjoy Sheryl’s articles and it’s nice that you work with her!

8:15
Dan Szymborski: I just don’t know what the rule would be.

8:15
Sheryl Ring: I meant, say Dan is smart, Dan is chatting, Dan is great.

8:15
Dan Szymborski: I would think that murdering the win some more would be just as helpful

8:16
Dan Szymborski: Man, I have to use one of the TVs like a filthy casual; TBS is just not cooperating with me online.

8:16
Vottomatic: Sheryl: After finishing law school i didn’t think there was a single job I’d be interested, so I did something else entirely. You’ve proven me shortsighted and foolish!

8:16
that’s a win for the cubs: DAN IS AGGRESSIVELY OK

8:16
CamdenWarehouse: Dan, i enjoy your inanity

8:16
Sheryl Ring: Do something that makes you happy and makes a difference.

8:16
Sean Dolinar: Hi everyone!  I’d be interested to see what rule would limit the opener.  I can’t think of anything is off the top of my head.

8:16
Shirtless George Brett: Dan smells of sandalwood and lavender.

8:16
Brian CashGod: Not asking for legal advice, but Sheryl, is it legal to murder if the victim is an outdated statistic?

8:17
Brian CashGod: thank goodness for streams that our resident lawyer would not approve of 😉

8:17
Mike O: Hey Sean!

8:17
Dan Szymborski: I actually smell like Old Spice Swagger. Which has a distinctively ginger smell.

8:17
Dan Szymborski: Hey Sean!

8:18
CamdenWarehouse: we don’t want Dan’s head to get too big

8:18
Sean Dolinar: Swagger is a good scent.

8:18
Dan Szymborski: I already basically have the proportions of a macy’s parade inflatable cartoon character.

8:18
Anonymous: Sheryl is the Nick Markakis to Dan’s Ian Desmond

8:18
Erik: But wins don’t factor into salary negotiations still, do they?

8:19
Dan Szymborski: arbitration

8:19
Sheryl Ring: Thank you, I think…?

8:19
Brendan: Opener not working too well here …

8:19
Sean Dolinar: IP _really_ factors into arb.

8:19
All Rise: What happens when the “opener” sucks

8:19
Dan Szymborski: Well, it’s STILL an opener.

8:19
Dan Szymborski: Now Sean, you guys better be REALLY nice to since he makes like all the fancy gadgets and zoopzaws you see on FG.

8:19
Joe: Judge is good at baseball

8:19
Disco is Dead: Well, Dan, if a zombie apocalypse hits…you’d make for some good food?

8:20
Omega Red: So many old men yelling at clouds right now

8:20
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: Well, Hendriks isn’t going to last long…

8:20
CamdenWarehouse: sigh

8:20
Dan Szymborski: I will go quickly in the zombie apocalypse. Predictive modeling, sarcasm, and ability to play the piano will have little use in that world.

8:20
Brian CashGod: GOOD THING WE HAVE SHERYL, CAUSE COURT IS NOW IN SESSION, THE HONORABLE AARON JUDGE PRESIDING

8:21
Dan Szymborski: Is Sheryl representing the plaintiff or defendant?

8:21
M.Keller: unless you can predict where the zombies will be located, then that would be useful

8:21
Sheryl Ring: I feel like if the defendant was the ball, it was already sentenced.

8:21
Dan Szymborski: But I won’t have a working PC! Or air conditioning!

8:21
Jesse: Should I be able to find the WPA chart somewhere? The page won’t go past yesterday.

8:21
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: I’m new, how does this whole chat thing work?

8:21
Dan Szymborski: People make thousands of comments and we try to answer hundreds.

8:22
AdamZ: Welp a pitcher gave up some runs. The opener is therefore dumb. Starters never give up runs.

8:22
Guest: I just want one postseason free of all the super-rich teams.  Is that too much to ask?

8:22
Cam: I don’t know what went faster, that Judge line drive, or the World’s faith in analytics out the door.

8:22
CamdenWarehouse: except cats caused the apocalypse and you are the one appointed to negotiate with them

8:22
Sheryl Ring: Fun fact: The Yankees were not close to the highest payroll in baseball this year.

8:23
Dan Szymborski: The A’s like to use Liam Hendriks earlier because he has a disease that makes it so that he’s still stuck in Australian time and he falls asleep really early.

8:23
Dan Szymborski: The Yankees aren’t really RUN like a crazy large market team these days. A lot of what they have are legacy deals

8:24
Dan Szymborski: The last time they were in top 3 in money spent in an offseason was 2013-2014

8:24
Dan Szymborski: In free agency

8:24
B.Thomps: So very early, but both Wild Card games could be lost by a Hendri(c)ks.

8:24
Dan Szymborski: (That was the Tanaka/Ellsbury year)

8:24
Jesse: @Sean thanks, of course as soon as I ask the question I can’t replicate the issue anymore.

8:24
Anonymous: The argument isn’t against the opener. It’s against using Liam Hendriks in the most important game of your season.

8:25
Nate: What’s the record for most pitches without getting an out?

8:25
Dan Szymborski: Hmm, time for play index!

8:25
Dan Szymborski: Hmm, I don’t think that exact Q works there

8:25
Dan Szymborski: but we can get close?

8:26
Sheryl Ring: That was ugly

8:26
desertfox9139: could have been worse

8:27
Dan Szymborski: This only covers the guys who didn’t ever get an out.

8:27
Dan Quinn: Yankees win.  It is impossible to blow a lead, trust me.

8:27
Jerome Walton: Hendricks and Hendriks losing pitchers for the wild card gamesm

8:27
Sheik Yerbouti: Others on twitter are reporting big issues with TBS stream. Anyone here having trouble? I can’t watch the freakin game.

8:28
Dan Szymborski: Yean, I’m using actual cable TV on one of my office TVs

8:28
Tyler: Trading for Stanton is a high payroll thing.

8:28
Dan Szymborski: True

8:28
Dan Szymborski: I’m not saying they’re mid-market

8:28
NathanLazarus: Yeah, in 2014 they acquired…*checks notes*…Tanaka, Ellsbury, McCann and Beltran. 3.1 combined WAR this year.

8:28
bobmarleydied: Any guesses on the number of passed balls by  today?

8:28
Dan Szymborski: Only tha tthey’re not doing the Yankees LETS SIGN EVERYONE thing

8:28
MikeM: The Athletic today article by Eno and Marc Craig on how the Yankees operate was excellent

8:28
Sheryl Ring: I’m going to say Sanchez allows ZERO passed balls today. Boom.

8:29
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: If I wanted to become a sportswriter for Fangraphs, Baseball Prospectus, MLB.com, or even ESPN, how would I do that?

8:29
Dan Szymborski: Write stuff, be seen, have a niche.

8:29
Sean Dolinar: Write a lot. At at least that’s what Dave Cameron has said regarding this. We have the Community section and people can pitch articles to THT.

8:29
Twins fan: If wishing made it so, Dan

8:29
Sheryl Ring: Be a lawyer!

8:29
Dan Szymborski: It enver will with that attitude.

8:30
Sheryl Ring: Seriously, though, you can do *anything* with a law degree

8:30
Dan Szymborski: Even build a doomsday laser?

8:30
Dan Szymborski: I’m not talking about the permits and stuff, the science.

8:30
Sean Dolinar: Finding something that gives you a competitive advantage is important. Coding would be my obvious bit of advice…same with wanting an analytics FO job.

8:30
Sheryl Ring: What do you think Clarence Darrow did in his spare time, Dan?

8:31
MikeM: Looks like 1st half Severino has showed up

8:31
HankLloydWright: Sheryl, as a person who is months away from being a lawyer, and has heard a lot that you can do anything with a law degree, do you have any interesting examples? Other than baseball writer of course.

8:32
Sheryl Ring: Rob Manfred is a lawyer

8:32
Brian CashGod: ditto on the TBS stream

8:32
Simon: TBS stream has always been horrible.

8:32
Nate: Are the folks at The Athletic rooting for the Athletics? It only makes sense.

8:32
Apollo: Didn’t Earl Weaver use openers?

8:32
Dan Szymborski: What Weaver did was break starters in as relievers.

8:32
CamdenWarehouse: I just heard the announcer say “Chris Davis” and shuddered. I need to recalibrate for the post season

8:32
Sheryl Ring: My favorite is Andrea Bocelli

8:33
Dan Szymborski: Greg Giraldo was a lawyer!

8:33
NathanLazarus: Is the FG community section dead since Travis left?

8:33
Dan Szymborski: No, look f or stuff soon!

8:33
HankLloydWright: Thanks, Sheryl. I will grow up to be Rob Manfred! Just kidding, I’d rather be representing the MLBPA

8:33
Jkim: You shouldn’t go to law school if your plan is not to practice law or teach IMO. Speaking as a recruiter here

8:33
Disco is Dead: Sean, coding in what languages or familiarity in what technologies?

8:33
Sheryl Ring: Why? Law school is all about critical thinking and logic.

8:33
NathanLazarus: Context for “second-half Severino”: 5.56 ERA, 3.06 xFIP, 76 K/14 BB.

8:34
Dan Szymborski: I was fortunate that I got into the sabermetrics world back when you didn’t really code.

8:34
Dan Szymborski: If I came up today, I’d absolutely need that skillset.

8:34
Sean Dolinar: Analytics: R and SQL also Python.
Front end: JavaScript and Angular.js
Back end:  .NET MVC, AWS

At least that’s what I’ve seen in the postings and from Saberseminar.

8:34
Dan Szymborski: I just had a semester of C++ which I mostly showed up hungover to becuase it was a 9 AM class.

8:34
Dan Szymborski: I got a B, but I have no specific memories of actually doing anything in that class, so I’m not sure how that happened.

8:34
Sheryl Ring: I used to root androids. Taught myself rudimentary coding.

8:35
HappyFunBall: Lawyers don’t build doomsday lasers. They DO write contracts that require others to build doomsday lasers or risk eternal financial ruin.

8:35
Will: Any thoughts on getting into plaintiff-side advocacy with the MLBPA? I’d think they’ll need to hire a lot more lawyers pretty soon.

8:35
Sheryl Ring: I was good at rooting, but bad at coding.

8:35
Will: Can we have another law school and baseball chat at a separate time when I’m not living and dying on every pitch for the next 3 hours?

8:35
Sheryl Ring: Good with me!

8:35
Sean Dolinar: Almost all of that you can learn for free on the Internet if you have the time and tenacity.

8:35
Dan Szymborski: The closest I come to being a coder is that I beat Final Fantasy I with four white mages.

8:35
Dan Szymborski: So not that helpful

8:35
Shirtless George Brett: I watched Matlock in a bar, the sound was off but I got the gist of it. Can i be a lawyer?

8:35
Joe: Dan what do you use for zips then?

8:36
Sheryl Ring: Bruce Meyer would be a great mentor.

8:36
Dan Szymborski: A horrible maze of Excel, specialized add-ons, and Statistica

8:36
Rita Meter Maid: Can analytics help me find a good Reuben sandwich?

8:36
PitchClocksPlease: FWIW…if law isn’t for everyone (and it isn’t, I quit after 2 years)…learn to go into business for yourself. Self-employed/small business. If you can support yourself, your truly do have the ability and, if you grow things right, the time to follow any interest and passion.

8:36
Dan Szymborski: Russian > Thousand Island

8:36
Sean Dolinar: I’m picky about my Reubens.

8:36
Sheryl Ring: Caesar > Russian

8:36
Dan Szymborski: But not on a Reuben!

8:36
Sheryl Ring: Says who?

8:36
Dan Szymborski: SOME LAW SOMETHING SOMETHING

8:37
Jkim: Just the opportunity cost & job market-wise. A bit hard to transition once you’re a J.D., although possible.

FOr ex. big consulting firms (MBB & The Big 4) all do recruit J.D.s for more experienced (aka associates/consultants) roles but 3 years is a huge opportunity cost as well as tuition

8:37
CamdenWarehouse: Dan steals ZiPS from the ZiPS guy. Doesn’t everyone know that by now?

8:37
Sheryl Ring: I’m picky about my salad dressings

8:37
Sheryl Ring: Caesar makes every sandwich better

8:37
HankLloydWright: Oh no, we’ve moved from law talk to arguing about the proper ingredients of food.

8:37
Dan Szymborski: Thousands Island is sweeter. Russian is tangier and has paprika

8:37
Matt: For those trying to learn python – do yourself a favor and download Anaconda. Jupiter notebooks let you run it piece meal which is great for learning. For R – get R Studio. As an old school R user, I was hesitant to adopt the interface, but boy is it great.

8:37
Brian CashGod: 538 did some fun stats to find the best burritos a few years ago https://fivethirtyeight.com/tag/americas-best-burrito/

8:37
Mike O: Doesn’t it sorta seem as though the wood used for bats is a place teams could improve ? Feels mostly tradition mumbo jumbo

8:37
B. Ryce Hammer’s Luscious Locks: Salad dressing doesn’t belong on sandwiches!!!!!

8:38
Walking Stephen Piscotty: Why is Severino throwing so many sliders all of a sudden?

8:38
Sheryl Ring: Because his slider is good?

8:38
Sexy Sevy: So how real is Luke Voit’s breakout?

8:38
Dan Szymborski: I’d like to see MLB have a minimum bat handle thickness.

8:39
Sheryl Ring: I’m going to guesstimate, based on nothing, that his true talent level is .260/.350/.450-ish.

8:39
Dan Szymborski: I could actually run the prelim projection

8:39
Jonas: i’d like to see non yankee judge with a great big bushy beard

8:39
CamdenWarehouse: Dan is bad influence in chats if you want them to stay on topic

8:39
Monsignor Martinez: the score may be 2-0, but it feels like a blowout already

8:39
Dan Szymborski: I’m a bad influence on everything I’m involved in.

8:40
NathanLazarus: Boo Matt: use Sublime for everything.

8:40
Dan Szymborski: I don’t practice Santeria, I ain’t got no crystal ball

8:40
Sheryl Ring: If Severino’s slider looks like this all night, the A’s are in real trouble

8:40
Thic: Sevy’s secondary pitches are underrated. Especially since he’s not always a guy with a ton of four seam control

8:41
Rita Meter Maid: What’s you favorite stadium to watch a game in?

8:41
Sean Dolinar: PNC Park. Wrigley is my favorite to go to a game, because of the neighborhood and bars around it.

8:44
Pontoons: Sean, what about Target Field? Tons of bars near there.

8:44
Sean Dolinar: I’ve been there. I wasn’t crazy about Target Field.  I did a peddle pub tour another time I was in Minneapolis and that was a ton of fun.  What I remember from Target Field wasn’t quite the neighborhood feel I got from Lakeview, Chicago.

8:44
Dan Szymborski: “These A’s pitchers are new to the scene.” What, are they doing blow or something?

8:44
Sheryl Ring: This booth is *so* bad

8:45
Will: “Rooting androids” sounds like something Luke Skywalker did to kill time on Tatooine as a youth

8:45
Sheryl Ring: I may be a girl, but I am a bonafide geek

8:45
Dan Szymborski: BA OBP SLG G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HP SB CS SH SF + WAR
.257 .334 .475 130 421 63 108 19 2 23 73 43 129 7 0 1 0 2 115 1.8

8:45
Dan Szymborski: Voit

8:45
Sheryl Ring: I’ve hacked android phones, Kindles, tablets, iPhones…

8:45
Sheryl Ring: I was pretty close on Voit!

8:45
Dystopian Future: Miguel Andujar just drew a walk and the world is upside down

8:46
Dan Szymborski: ZiPS and you could both be wrong!

8:46
Matt: The Sabercast was great last night. Eduardo Perez has been in a few of those – is he the token ex-player, or does he have a particular interest in the new tools?

8:46
Sadman: Lol Sheryl

8:46
Dan Szymborski: He’s pretty open

8:46
Brian CashGod: Girls can be geeks just as well as guys 🙂

8:46
Jkim: How does Voit project compared to say Muncy ?

8:46
Dan Szymborski: Hey, we’re not leaking all the prelim projections!

8:46
Walking Stephen Piscotty: The A’s gotta stop walking people

8:46
Sheryl Ring: I probably am. I once wrote a projection system when I was 14. It was *awful*

8:47
NathanLazarus: Hey Sean, thanks for everything you do on the site.
You ever notice the >> in the title of the win probability pages rendering as “&raquo” after a few minutes (Windows, Chrome).

8:47
Sheryl Ring: Dan is *really* smart. He doesn’t get enough credit for how hard what he does is.

8:47
Dan Szymborski: Meh, I just am moderately clever and have a lot of sweat equity.

8:47
MikeM: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

8:47
CamdenWarehouse: When I first saw the sabercast lineup, I read it a Fernando Perez. I would argue he would be a better ex-player for that broadcast if an ex player is required

8:48
Sadman: is every A’s pitcher going to have to shake off nerves right when they come in?

8:48
Dan Szymborski: The Yankees have a really good offense!

8:48
Will: Jesus dan and Sheryl y’all just go make out already!!

8:48
Dan Szymborski: It’s not like the Rockies, who have 3 good hitters and then a bunch of guys that just showed up.

8:48
Sheryl Ring: I’m married…and lesbian…

8:49
Dan Szymborski: And I want to keep my current girlfriend’s hostility towards me as fairly low-key.

8:49
Matt: Does the ZiPS guy have some extra encryption on his computer? I can’t imagine the work Dan does to steal his ZiPS is *that* hard.

8:49
Dan Szymborski: You ever try and keep an oubliette hidden from the zoning board?

8:49
Disco is Dead: Dan, RE Final Fantasy.  File this away for when you have more time.  Check this out, skip ahead to around 6:45 if you lose patience.  

8:49
Sean Dolinar: RE: >> I don’t think I coded that, but it’s probably a discrepancy when it refreshes.  I’ll take a look at it.

8:50
Dan Szymborski: I had never seen that glitch!

8:50
Max Fisher players: Dan your to blame for my paradox game addiction! Stared with ck2 now look at me

8:50
Ken: Why bullpen this game? Hendriks was so terrible at one point, he was off the 40-man roster. Trivino has been awful down the stretch.

8:50
Dystopian Future: One thing that won’t change is Gary Sanchez’ low BABIP, though.

8:50
Sadman: What’s going on with Gary Sanchez?

8:50
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: Who makes the ZiPS projections?

8:50
Dan Szymborski: The real Dan Szymborski.

8:50
B. Ryce Hammer’s Luscious Locks: what does ZiPS stand for?

8:50
Dan Szymborski: sZymborskI Projection System

8:50
Sheryl Ring: I think he got too pull happy, too swing happy, and had some bad luck.

8:50
Sheryl Ring: (Re: Sanchez)

8:50
Matt: Wow. Missed opportunity for use of “sweaquity”

8:51
Dan Szymborski: No, Jonathan Lucroy was not a great pickup for the A’s.

8:51
Dan Szymborski: If he’s a coach, you’re paying a coach $7 million.

8:51
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: Is that true on the name of ZiPS?

8:51
Dan Szymborski: Yes

8:51
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: Do any of you get a vote for RoY?

8:52
Dan Szymborski: I voted for ROY in 2016, and NL Cy last year.

8:52
Sheryl Ring: Gary’s statcast page is weird. .357 xwOBA

8:52
Dan Szymborski: I don’t have a vote this year, Trent rotates the chapter writer award assignments.

8:52
Sheryl Ring: I have no vote for anything of any importance.

8:52
Sheryl Ring: (Except selecting juries.)

8:52
Dan Szymborski: We have 11-12 guys or so in Cincinnati BBWAA chapterso everyone can’t vote every year

8:52
Steve O: Gary Sanchez will be a top ___ C in WAR next year? If healthy.

8:52
Section329: Read Jeff Sullivan’s article on why this may be a good idea for Oakland

8:52
All Rise: Andujar or Torres for the next 5 years?

8:52
Sadman: I’m sad Lucroy isn’t good anymore. 🙁

8:52
Dan Szymborski: Me too

8:52
Sheryl Ring: Torres > Andujar

8:52
B. Ryce Hammer’s Luscious Locks: Thanks Dan, I’m an even bigger fan of ZiPS now that I know you had the cajones to name it after yourself!

8:53
Dystopian Future: Gary Sanchez has had awful luck this year, and his BABIP is down. It’s not some long-term issue, with the caveat of it’s baseball who knows.

8:53
Dan Szymborski: I just wanted it to rhyme with DIPS because it was the first projection system that wasn’t internal to Voros that was utilizing that info

8:53
John: Sheryl: Would Aaron make a good real life Judge?

8:53
Dan Szymborski: I started it as SIPS but that sounded like a hipster restaurant that just serves juice boxes.

8:54
Sheryl Ring: Um…let’s just say I can say with a dispiriting level of confidence that he’d be an improvement in several courtrooms that I’m aware of.

8:54
stever20: since don’t think any chats tomorrow, what are your thoughts on the NLDS?

8:54
Sheryl Ring: Brewers sweep Rockies, Dodgers over Braves

8:55
Dan Szymborski: I’ll post the ZiPS probs in the morning!

8:55
Matt: Sheryl, what are your thoughts on Brett’s gardening ability?

8:55
Dan Szymborski: That’s my feeling too

8:55
Dan Szymborski: Though I think Rockies take a game

8:55
Sheryl Ring: I’m skeptical.\

8:55
HankLloydWright: “we love roy! We lov roy!” – whoever has a vote for roy

8:55
John: Wait, the voters rotate?

8:55
Dan Szymborski: The head of each chapter makes the award assignments and sends them to Jack O’Connell.

8:55
Sadman: Sheryl, how gregarious is Didi?

8:55
Sheryl Ring: Extremely. Have you seen his Twitter account?

8:56
Dan Szymborski: Chapter head typically gets to vote every year, which is fair since they do extra legwork and responsibility that they don’t get paid for

8:56
Lipton: Dan, is Matt and Olson twin?

8:56
CamdenWarehouse: C. Trent is the chapter head? is that safe?

8:56
Dan Szymborski: Trent’s a good dude!

8:56
Sheryl Ring: This broadcast is suboptimal.

8:56
Matt: And what about Neil’s ability to put one foot in front of the other?

8:56
Shirtless George Brett: Sean, on the Royals top 24 prospect page MJ Melendez redirects to Rockies OF Manuel Melendez’s page. It has been driving me nuts for months lol.

8:56
Sean Dolinar: If you are referring to the Top 24 Prospects: Kansas City Royals. Those are fixed. We probably have the wrong id on the scouting data.

8:57
Sheryl Ring: Would be hard to play baseball otherwise, Matt.

8:57
Hugh: @sheryl should we start a drinking game every time they cite RBIs?

8:57
Sheryl Ring: You’d die of liver failure.

8:57
Dan Szymborski: Trent and Jeff Passan were  very ehlpful in getting me off my butt and asking to be in the BBWAA

8:57
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: Is ZiPS completely computer generated?

8:57
Dan Szymborski: Yes, though I can TELL it to do something if I’m trying to run a specific scenario

8:57
jj: Sorry, don’t know my stats history: what’s Voros?

8:58
Dan Szymborski: Voros McCracken. He essentially formulated the early theories that led to things like BABIP and FIP

8:58
Nate: Why the lower-case “i” in ZiPS?

8:58
Dan Szymborski: So it looked like CHiPs

8:58
DeanAnna: ZIPS is artisanal. Its Dan with a calculator

8:58
Dan Szymborski: but I didn’t do the s with a lower case the first time I wrote it. Jaffe had already picked it up (this was like 2003) so it just stayed as ZiPS

8:58
larryv: Dan: How do you pronounce “Szymborski”? Uncertainty is mainly about the beginning

8:58
Dan Szymborski: zim-BORE-skee

8:59
Dystopian Future: Is it sad that the thing I remember C Trent best for is when Brandon Phillips flew off the handle at him?

8:59
Dan Szymborski: It WAS pretty funny

8:59
Jkim: Didi in CK2 would get the “gregarious” trait

8:59
CamdenWarehouse: He seems like one of the coolest cats in the beat game, which is why I throw light hearted shade. I wouldn’t if he wasn’t great.

8:59
Thic: Sure feels like there’s not a huge difference in who starts for the Yankees. Tanaka, Severino, Sabathia, and Happ are all good options.

8:59
Matt: Any idea if we’re going to get any more saber-casts? I have trouble believing that FOX would be open to splitting their audience, and not sure TBS has the strength of sister networks

8:59
Dan Szymborski: Not sure

8:59
Sheryl Ring: I’d argue that Severino is a huge difference in terms of pure stuff

8:59
Sheryl Ring: More margin for error

9:00
Sean Dolinar: FOX has before. I think they had a saber-cast on FS1 before.

9:01
Swayed by Sentiment: Emphasis on the bore

9:01
Matt: “Yankees dead last in turning double plays this year” I assume this is volume, because why would they know what a rate is?

9:01
Wireless Joe Jackson: Dan with a calculator?  That seems overly processed.  I want an all-natural abacus-fueled system.

9:01
Nate: Is it just me or were there a lot of fun breakout players this year? Nick Martini was top 3.

9:01
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: Dan, what’s the origin of your last name?

9:01
Sheryl Ring: Oh yes. Max Muncy!

9:01
Jeoffry: How much damage will this game do to the usage of the opener strategy across MLB if Severino pitches a great game and the Yankees win?

9:02
Sheryl Ring: Teams are businesses who want to hold salaries down. The opener will survive. Remember – the Rays invented the thing, and they would have started Blake Snell in a WC game.

9:02
MikeM: “Severino is a Ferrari, and when you have a Ferrari in your garage — are you going to leave it in the garage for a big game?” – David Cone.  Thats why he is starting.  His ceiling is way higher than anyone else.

9:02
jonnyzuck: Severino is probably a top 5 pitcher in the AL, he’s easily above the other Yankee SPs unless you heavily weigh his second half

9:03
Dan Szymborski: szlachta family from szymbory. petty nobility (which didn’t mean much in poland really). my dad’s grandfather came over during the Polish-Soviet war in the early 20s

9:03
Shirtless George Brett: If you google Voros the picture that comes up is straight up terrifying. He looks like a serial killer.

9:03
Dan Szymborski: We always tease him about that pic.

9:03
Dan Szymborski: It was on his old ID when he was a security guard

9:03
LSmithfield: Speaking of broadcasts, what’s MLB’s rationale for having tomorrow’s NLDS game 1 on MLBN only? Seems like a great way to not expand audience among young, cord-cutting millennials.

9:03
Sean Dolinar: I think it’s the same idea why the NFL had Thursday night games on the NFL network.  I don’t know if one LDS game will move the needle for millennials.  It’s also probably because a network wouldn’t pay more than $X for it.

9:03
Jkim: Someone compared Bill James as the Bach of Sabermetrics, and Tom Tango to Mozart then Voros as Beethoven

9:03
Dystopian Future: Didn’t Bryan Price also flip out at C Trent? Poor guy, let’s give him some love.

9:03
Dan Szymborski: Yes

9:03
Ginny: does fangraphs have plans to change up its defensive measurements in the next few years?

9:03
CamdenWarehouse: So will the stats allowed in arbitration be a big point in the next CBA?

9:03
Dan Szymborski: Not that I know of

9:04
Dan Szymborski: Cassiopeia seems to be feeling better, she’s bringing me her plush hedgehog to throw

9:04
Nathan: how many people are tuned into this chat?

9:04
Dan Szymborski: About 400

9:04
Ted in HR: Can we stop calling it an “opener” today? The Athletics aren’t using a SP. This is a bullpen game.

9:04
Dan Szymborski: It’s an opener-middler-finisher

9:04
Sheryl Ring: That’s an interesting question. As I understand it, part of the problem is that arbs are precedential, and the arbitrators aren’t baseball people. The CBA doesn’t specify what stats are to be used in arbs, so my guess is it’s inertia at this point.

9:05
Mike : How many innings do the yankees let severino go?

9:05
kevin: Would you rather, continue with this booth – switch them out for Hawk?

9:05
Dan Szymborski: oh god no

9:05
DeanAnna: Tanaka is great but he struggles when batters are patient. He cant go after them in the zone. Severino has the stuff to do it, thats why I like him best here.

9:05
Dystopian Future: It’s not even some sort of higher ceiling same floor, Severino is legitimately a way better pitcher than everyone else there. He’s no question a top-5 starter in the AL, probably top 10-12 in baseball.

9:05
Dan Szymborski: People overreacted to his summer stuggles

9:05
Dan: Dan, you’ve Polished that explanation to perfection

9:05
CamdenWarehouse: Cassiopeia plays fetch?

9:05
Hugh: @kevin – i’d rather be deaf

9:05
John Sterling: Did you forget me???

9:06
Dan Szymborski: Yes. Usually with her toy hedgehog or hair ties I bought

9:06
CamdenWarehouse: Interesting. So agents could start interjecting more stats (with explanation) and try to change things on their own?

9:06
Sheryl Ring: In theory. But – and I know from experience – few things are harder than changing the methodology of a factfinder.

9:06
Jesse: I would imagine more people here are familiar with James, Tango, and McCracken’s contributions to sabermetrics than those of Bach, Beethoven, and Mozart to classical music.

9:06
Sean Dolinar: I am familiar with the Falco song: Rock Me Amadeus.

9:07
CubsFan: Wildcard game is plain bulls***. Can’t believe such great teams like Oakland and Chicago will get eliminated before the LDS even though they had better records than Cleveland, Atlanta, LA, Colorado who got through

9:07
Sean Dolinar: Win the division?

9:07
Sheryl Ring: I like Handel and Gershwin, but I LOVE Dvorak.

9:08
Dan Szymborski: Don’t get me going into classical music or we’ll never end the chat

9:08
Sean Dolinar: Also talk to the ’93 Giants. 103 wins no post season whatsoever.

9:08
Dan Szymborski: She brings it to me, waits for her pets, and then meows until I throw it again.

9:08
Dan Szymborski:

9:09
HankLloydWright: Dan just lists composers for the next 3 hours

9:09
kevin: Who is the Dvorak of sabermetrics, tho?

9:09
Matt: Sheryl – I was under the impression that somewhere (maybe not the CBA…but where else?) the stats used in arbitration were, in fact, defined.

9:10
Sheryl Ring: Oh, I’m sure there are procedural rules for that sort of thing. But the MLBPA agreeing to the value metrics for its own players whilst eschewing advances in data would be malpractice. Plus, I have seen some agents trying to introduce advanced stats into arbs.

9:10
Sadman: nooooooooo pleeeease lets talk about baseballllll

9:11
Matt: If the Yankees aren’t powering through the offense early, I’m usually falling back on the – wait until they get to the ‘pen. But…uhh…

9:11
Dan Szymborski: It’s still a comemrcial for me!

9:11
Dan Szymborski: Classical music organization is me at my most anal.

9:12
Dan Szymborski:

9:12
CubsFan: Its hard. Brewers and Astros were great. Shouldn’t punish 2nd best team in NL/4th best team in AL for that @Sean Dolinar.

9:12
Sean Dolinar: You should also talk to the 2015 Pirates (2nd in the MLB).

9:12
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: @CubsFan  As a Cardinal fan, I LOVED the WC game this year

9:12
DeanAnna: Hot take: if you got in as the second wild card you have no right to complain about elimination game.

9:12
larryv: sounds like more of an argument against divisions

9:12
DeanAnna: Harold Reynolds is the Soulja Boy of SABRmetrics

9:12
CamdenWarehouse: If the Yankees can cite attendance numbers in Betances’s case, then I have to believe other stats could be introduced by agents

9:12
Dan Szymborski: The CBA is specific about legitimate arguments in caes

9:13
Sean Dolinar: Playoff format arguments are always interesting. I think it really depends on what you want to do. As it’s setup now with the goals that MLB wanted (have winning the division mean something big), I think this system is working as intended.

9:13
Dan Szymborski: (c) Admissible Statistics. Only publicly available statistics
shall be admissible. For purposes of this provision, publicly
available statistics shall include data available through subscription-only
websites (e.g., Baseball Prospectus). Statistics and data
generated through the use of performance technology, wearable
technology, or “STATCAST”, whether publicly available or not,
shall not be admissible.

9:14
Dan Szymborski: (b) Evidence of the following shall not be admissible:
(i) The financial position of the Player and the Club;
(ii) Press comments, testimonials or similar material bearing
on the performance of either the Player or the Club, except
that recognized annual Player awards for playing excellence
shall not be excluded;
(iii) Offers made by either Player or Club prior to arbitration;
(iv) The cost to the parties of their representatives, attorneys,
etc.;
(v) Salaries in other sports or occupations.

9:14
Dan Szymborski: and the recent performance record of the
Club including but not limited to its League standing and atten21
dance as an indication of public acceptance

9:15
Dan Szymborski: Or really, just go to page 21

9:15
Sheryl Ring: Yup. But that doesn’t mean that wins and IP are the gold standard

9:15
Sean Dolinar: To mitigate the unfairness the the 2018 Cubs, 2015 Pirates and 1993 Giants faced, you’d have to eliminate divisions and leagues.

9:15
Sheryl Ring: Those are just procedural evidentiary rules

9:15
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: Dan, how did you get your job a Fangraphs?

9:15
Dan Szymborski: I discussed it with the owner!

9:15
Sheryl Ring: That we avoid advanced metrics in arbs is just inertia

9:16
thequietclam: Sheryl, does Hicks hit one to the Styx this game?

9:16
CamdenWarehouse: Someone get Jeff to start chatting so he won’t make more Martini puns on Twitter

9:16
Dystopian Future: Dan, I’m gonna need a spaghetti update

9:16
Dan Szymborski: I had a cheesesteak today so no spaghetti

9:16
Poised: Will “SP” still exist in 20 years? Or will every pitcher just be “RHP” and “LHP”

9:16
Dan Szymborski: I think they will.

9:16
Sheryl Ring: See, the worst part about language like that in the CBA is that it’s used to (incorrectly) say the CBA states what stats you can use.

9:16
Dan Szymborski: There are still godo reasons to want a SP

9:17
Dan Szymborski: I hope I didn’t imply that!

9:17
Dan Szymborski: I may have accidentally.

9:17
LSmithfield: Carson Cistulli is the Philip Glass of Sabrmetrics

9:17
Dan Szymborski: I mostly just want the win to be killed so that it’s not a thing anymore

9:17
Sheryl Ring: Really, it just says what is inadmissible due to reliability (which says a lot about what MLB thinks of Statcast data).

9:17
Knoblaublah : Who is the Salieri of Sabermetrics?

9:17
aw: Dan, what software is that for your music?

9:17
Dan Szymborski: Media Monkey

9:17
Sheryl Ring: Also, publicly available stats includes FB and BP.

9:17
Stant ‘n Deliver: Wasn’t in some FG person who suggested a double-header wildcard a la the KBO or NPB? (Don’t recall which.) Lower seed has to win both

9:17
Sheryl Ring: *FG

9:17
Matt: “dance as an indication of public acceptance” – Dan Szymborski

9:18
Dystopian Future: There will always be room for great starting pitchers, guys like Clayton Kershaw would never be a closer because their value is maximized by facing more batters in a starting slot.

9:18
Dan Szymborski: If the Rays or A’s had a Clayton kershaw, they’d just start him.

9:18
Sheryl Ring: In other words, there is no good reason not to go in and use wRC+ in an arb hearing excepgt for the arbitrators.

9:18
HankLloydWright: Murray Chass is the “all new music is bad” of sabermetrics

9:18
Sheryl Ring: /End rant

9:19
Dystopian Future: Murray Chass is literally an old man yelling at clouds.

9:19
Dan Szymborski: For those unfamiliar about my history with Murray.

9:19
9:19
thequietclam: Win the division is kind of a silly defense. The Indians had a joke of a division. It’s not the A’s fault they have to play with the Astros.

9:19
Sean Dolinar: It’s not a defense so much as a goal of the current playoff format.  Disparity in the division records is an issue across every sport.

9:19
Dan Szymborski: I got the Digital Dandy nickname from him. I need to piss him off again, maybe I’ll score a logo too

9:20
Wiener: Severino at 66 pitches through 3.1.

9:20
All Rise: Think Andujar will improve enough to stay at third over the next few seasons? Downright horrible right now

9:20
Dan Szymborski: Even one year numbers you shouldn’t go TOO crazy about

9:20
slappybag: I’d like 2 8-team divisions per league when expansion happens

9:20
Dan Szymborski: My worry is that we seem very likely to get four-team divisions which i hate hate hat

9:20
Sean Dolinar: I personally love these games, because they are entertaining. But that’s just from an entertainment perspective not baseball analytics.

9:20
CamdenWarehouse: The best part about Chass is that he has a blog that he refuses to call a blog because that’s how people like Dan write

9:21
Judge: My name is Judge!

9:22
Dan Szymborski: Tom Verducci did some hilarious slam-dunking on him some years ago, calling him a blogger at every opportunity to anger him.

9:22
JB: CubsFan, how quickly you forget about the 2015 Pirates…98 wins and got stuck facing Arietta, who was pitching out of his mind. Went 6-0 against the Mets, who somehow made the WS that year.

9:22
Sean Dolinar: The Pirates also had a losing season record against every division opponent.

9:22
Dystopian Future: @CubsFan As a Yankee fan, I AM ALSO LOVING the WC game this year

9:22
Six Ten: Feels like Aaron Judge is a perfectly fine outfielder credited with being amazing because he is perfectly fine while being built like he should be terrible.

9:22
Slew: Ostensibly the purpose of the postseason is to crown the best team. If you couldn’t even win your division your claim on that crown is tenuous at best and my sympathy for your “punishment “ is very limited.

9:23
HankLloydWright: I feel like there is no truly fair/meritocratic way to do the playoffs and so it’s best just to cheer for the madness.

9:23
Dan Szymborski: Yeah, you can identify a WINNER, not the abstract concept of the BEST

9:23
Stant ‘n Deliver: When expansion happens gimme 16 2-team divisions

9:23
Dan Szymborski: I’d be happy, but won’t happen

9:23
5 Run Homer: I like the Wild Card games cause they’re fun and I like fun

9:23
Dan Szymborski: They’re great fun

9:24
Dan Szymborski: I don’t even mind big playoffs as long as people don’t get obsessed with the idea that the Royals were the best team because they won the World Series

9:24
Poised: Going from Petriello’s broadcast to this garbage is a shock

9:24
Matt: As I’ve heard some very good defensive argument over the past few years, I’ve come around on the current WC format. Injects excitement. Win your division.

9:24
Sadman: lots of walks. LOTS

9:24
heycardis: My worst baseball take is that there should be relegation and tiered leagues. It’ll never happen, but would it help?

9:24
Dan Szymborski: There’s just too much of a structural issue

9:25
Six Ten: You could get close to a best if you just had a single 32-team division where each team played six games against every other team and there were no playoffs but how much less fun would that be?

9:25
Sean Dolinar: It would look like the EPL.

9:25
Dan Szymborski: I need to rewind Laureano at-bat. I swear they pronounced his last name like four different ways

9:25
Walking Stephen Piscotty: I knew I shouldn’t have listened to nerdcast last night, the rest of the games are gonna be terrible now

9:25
CamdenWarehouse: Is it bad that I hate big playoff fields? I think 10/30 is too many

9:25
Dan Szymborski: It’s not so bad when four teams are severely punished

9:26
Paul Thomas: The best argument for the current playoff system is that every seed line has SOME meaning– 1st you get to face a team coming off the wild card; 2nd you get to play at home; 4th you get to host the wild card game

9:26
Dan Szymborski: STOP CITING BASES LOADED SPLIT STATS

9:26
Matt: What’s the deal with re-wind? I never wound? How can I rewind?

9:26
Hugh: too many walks by severino… let’s warmup the guy who has problem walking people!

9:26
Shirtless George Brett: Why you gotta call out the Royals? You could use any team from any year but no….Royals. Haha

9:26
Dan Szymborski: They’re simply the most recent example

9:27
Dan Szymborski: And they still have a lot of very butthurt fans if you say anything bad about them, so it’s fun

9:27
Dan Szymborski: White Sox fans were already acknowledging “yeah, it was lucky as crap!” by like May 2006.

9:27
Dystopian Future: You cannot rewind, but Dan is magical thus he can rewind.

9:27
Tyler: Hosting the WC winner is not always the best when you have 3 divisions.

9:28
Anonymous: There’s an argument to be made that a SABRcast should feature a live sabertooth tiger in the booth.

9:28
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: Dan, do you like inciting the anger of Royals fans?

9:28
Dan Szymborski: Naturally.

9:28
Paul Thomas: At least in theory, the WC winner should have burned their best starter… that theory may not hold up so well anymore

9:29
Dan Szymborski:

What To Do With Severino

Pull (9.0% | 14 votes)
 
Push (11.0% | 17 votes)
 
Hook (0.6% | 1 vote)
 
Yank (4.5% | 7 votes)
 
Grab (2.5% | 4 votes)
 
Bamboozle (9.7% | 15 votes)
 
Zipzopzoobitybop (22.7% | 35 votes)
 
Replace (0.6% | 1 vote)
 
Invite for Tea (29.2% | 45 votes)
 
Kidnap (9.7% | 15 votes)
 

Total Votes: 154
9:29
Will: Teams that don’t put names on the jerseys should be contracted— make me commissioner pls

9:29
Sean Dolinar: It’s 2018. Every major sports jersey should have name plates.

9:29
Dan Szymborski: Oh you’re going to be way more in trouble with some fans than I am with Royals fans

9:30
Matt: Would said saber cast saber tooth, be wielding a light saber?

9:30
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: You HAVE Zipzopzoobitybop Severino right here.  No other choice

9:30
Dystopian Future: Dan incites the anger of Royals fans because he’s still bitter that the Royals knocked out the O’s in 2014

9:30
heycardis: Enable Sticky Keys on Severino

9:30
Six Ten: I kind of like no nameplates at home. It’s like a weird anachronism that pretends the fans in the stadium are more important than the fans watching on TV, and that they’re all part of the same community even though the players basically don’t live there at all.

9:31
Dan Szymborski: Heck, I got Giants fans mad at me when I put Pence in WWE2K in a Giants jersey that doesn’t have the name but gave him a name

9:31
Omega Red: I think Severino should actually zurp and flurp.

9:31
Dan Szymborski: NOT AN OPTION

9:31
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: If the Yanks get another run here, Severino stays.  If not, he gets the ol’ hook

9:31
Miguel Hot Corner Andujar: Anyone familiar with reliable stats that predict postseason success? Or is it mostly random?

9:32
Dan Szymborski: I keep trying to find relevance. Other than top-heavy teams doing better relatively, good teams simply do better

9:32
Matt: Also, no names on the jersey makes the “authentics” more distinguishable from the “replicas”

9:32
Carson Cistulli: Pardon me, I’m here just to conduct our nightly Customer Satisfaction Survey. Fill out your ballot for a chance to win a Carnival Cruise to Bridgeport, CT. (Price and participation varies a lot.)

9:32
that’s a win for the cubs: severino already yank

9:32
Steve O: What in the world happened to the 1B position?

9:32
Carson Cistulli:

The chat hosts tonight have been…

… probably the best ever in existence. (22.9% | 31 votes)
 
… flagrant in their disregard for human decency. (40.0% | 54 votes)
 
… yeah, fine. (37.0% | 50 votes)
 

Total Votes: 135
9:32
CamdenWarehouse: Kim Ng’s name is surfacing this week for GM spots. Is she a real candidate or has she moved beyond that in her current career path?

9:32
Brian CashGod: I’m told that 100% of World Series winners made the playoffs first

9:32
Sean Dolinar: Carson is here?

9:32
Matt: The Yankees jerseys embody a less intense version of the concept that is pushed on Jackie Robinson day, but every day of the year. They are indistinguishable, and are a team unit.

9:32
HankLloydWright: Teams are burning pitchers. Teams are hooking pitchers. Not physically attacking your pitcher is the new market inefficiency.

9:33
Shirtless George Brett: I was an Expos fan for 20ish years so i learned early to never love anything.

9:33
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: Who runs/originally founded Fangraphs?

9:33
Dan Szymborski: Apples

9:33
Howdy : Carson is *everywhere*

9:33
Sheryl Ring: I’ve seen Kim Ng talk a couple of times in person. She’d be a fantastic GM.

9:34
Dan Szymborski: BREAKING: Baseball player has burning desire to succeed

9:34
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: Dan,  WHO IS APPLES?  Are you on something?  Is he always like this?

9:34
Dan Szymborski: Look, that mystery is easier to solve than an Encyclopedia Brown.

9:35
Six Ten: Hold up, three MLBers of note in the last 15 years went to the same high school? That seems like it must be rare.

9:35
Tyler: Sheryl does she want to be?

9:35
Matt: Who is Kim Ng? I’ve seen the name before, and I think I’ve read an interview. She currently works in the industry, correct?

9:35
Lou Trivino’s Fighting Baseball: Apples Fangraphs is the founder of this website

9:35
Nate: I want to find an apathetic baseball player in the playoffs. Interview the shit out of that dude.

9:35
Dan Szymborski: “I talked with Adam Dunn before the game and he assured me that he couldn’t give a fig and the playoffs are overlapping into the good hunting season.”

9:35
Will: God I need a statcast. Or just the YES network.

9:35
CamdenWarehouse: oh I agree. I’m just unsure if her current career path is heading toward GM or something else (commissioner?)

9:35
John: Dennis Eckersley makes me sad.

9:35
Matt: Can someone answer me this, once and for all? Are we supposed to be graphs of fans? Or fans of graphs?

9:36
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: Apples Fangraphs?  I’m new enough to Fangraphs (I’ve been reading for about 3 months now) but this is…just knida weird

9:36
Dan Szymborski: Apples is a nickname, his birth first name is Orange.

9:36
Sean Dolinar: Graphs for fans.

9:36
Sheryl Ring: Do I want to be what?

9:36
Dan Szymborski: Kim Ng GM

9:36
Ozzie Ozzie Albies Free: Sheryl, which ballplayer would you want representing you in a criminal trial? Civil trial?

9:36
Dan Szymborski: Graphs of Fans of graphs for fans.

9:37
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: Ah, now it makes sense.  Orange Fangraphs.  So why is the logo green, not orange?

9:37
Dan Szymborski: Not ripe.

9:37
Sheryl Ring: I would want Garrett Broshius, because he’s an actual litigation attorney, and you didn’t specify big leaguers.

9:37
Brian CashGod: why is FanGraphs color scheme green? Anyone know?

9:37
Dan Szymborski: The color of money

9:37
CamdenWarehouse: David Appleman founded FG. Then when Dave Cameron left, Carson locked Apples in a basement and took over by force

9:37
Tyler: Sorry does Kim Ng want to be a GM?  I think that would be great, just think I heard that she does not want to be one right now.

9:37
Pontoons: This chat makes me miss Dave….

9:38
Dan Szymborski: Look, I was terrible WAY before Dave left.

9:38
Sheryl Ring: Don’t know! But she’d be a good one.

9:38
LSmithfield: I’ve always liked how the fans’ graphs can be graph graphs or like paragraphs or even autographs, you know?

9:38
Will: Where is Jeff?

9:38
Sheryl Ring: I’ve always been terrible.

9:38
CamdenWarehouse: I think he was asking if Kim Ng wanted to be a GM

9:38
Perennial Ballboy Tryout: Don’t hate on Dan’s ability to destroy SI AND Fangraphs’ crediblity, Pontoons.

9:38
Sheryl Ring: I’ve heard both ways on that. She said she did when I saw her in person.

9:38
Tyler: Agreed and I think it would be great for the game if she was.

9:39
Miguel Hot Corner Andujar: Sheryl that was a good lawyer response. But the Javy Baez hug makes me think he’d be crafty in the courtroom

9:39
Dan Szymborski: I didn’t even *work* for SI!

9:39
HankLloydWright: I think Jeff is going to be pitching for the A’s tonight

9:39
5 Run Homer: Who calls a paragraph a graph?

9:39
Six Ten: Did she say it just at random, or did someone ask her that question?

9:39
Dan Szymborski: Editors do

9:39
Sheryl Ring: Someone asked her

9:39
Sheryl Ring: She was talking, interestingly enough, about a deal she very nearly pulled off to bring Randy Johnson to NY during the ’98 championship run

9:40
Dan Szymborski: Editors will even spell it graf

9:40
stever20: really shocked Severino is back out here for the 5th….

9:40
Guest: Why is Severino still pitching?

9:40
Dan Szymborski: They didn’t replace him and he has to continue pitching until they do.

9:40
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: The first hit against Severino was just recorded

9:40
5 Run Homer: I never realized Ng had been around that long

9:40
Anonymous: And, knowing Cistulli, probably a phonograph of some sort.

9:40
Dan Szymborski: Carson has a turntable in his car.

9:40
Blob Saget : My journalism professor kept writing “graf” and it irked the hell out of me

9:40
Tyler: A team did interview her right? Or am I just being forgetful

9:41
Ozzie Ozzie Albies Free: Vodka or Gin for your martini’s? And how many olives?

9:41
Sheryl Ring: Yup. Youngest Assistant GM in the big leagues at 29

9:41
Dan Szymborski: I prefer gin

9:41
Barry: This chat is going off the rails and I think I like it……..

9:41
5 Run Homer: Nick Martini’s beard does not befit his name or his skillset

9:41
CamdenWarehouse: please tell me that’s real about Carson

9:41
Dan Szymborski: Now where’s my GIF of Carson’s wrestling moves?

9:41
Poised: One of baseball’s worst GMs just got fired, the other beat the Cubs

9:42
Dan Szymborski:

9:42
Mister Puppy : Sheryl it’s only the fifth we still have time to get Kim Ng in this chat!

9:42
HankLloydWright: An editor: “You better give me clean copy. I don’t want to have to fix the lede. Now write a subhed and cut 3 grafs.”

9:43
Knoblaublah : How many years ago would it have been crazy to even think of pulling a pitcher with a no hitter after four innings? Two? Three?

9:43
Dan Szymborski: I mean, he IS walking dudes

9:43
Six Ten: This feels like a good opportunity for Betances to pitch well and still get a reputation as a choker among WFAN callers.

9:43
Sheryl Ring: Fun fact…Kim Ng is the youngest person, and the first woman, to present a salary arbitration case in the major leagues

9:43
Sheryl Ring: (She won, and she won using what were at the time advanced metrics)

9:44
Sheryl Ring: (Another example of how the CBA doesn’t really control what stats you use)

9:44
5 Run Homer: Also, excuse the ignorance, but how do you pronounce Ng?

9:44
Sean Dolinar: FG basically started because Appelman was able to automate the creation of graphs of baseball stats.  This wasn’t an easy thing for 2005, we didn’t have the data viz software libraries that we do today.  Nor did we have the copious amounts of baseball data we do today.

“At Fangraphs we have 17 graphs for every player that played in the Major Leagues since 2002. That comes to about 30,000 baseball graphs. Every graph is updated every single day of the season with the most current stats. Not only do we graph ordinary stats such as batting average but we also provide graphs of various sabermetrics. Please feel free to send us comments and suggestions. We will have frequent feature updates. ” – From the 2005 FG home page.

9:45
Dan Szymborski: It’s like halfway between ing and eng if that makes sense.

9:45
Tim: GRAF ZEPPELIN

9:45
Zock Jr.: That’s really rad about Ng, I had no idea

9:45
Dystopian Future: Woah Duquette’s gone

9:45
Dan Szymborski: Yeah, that surprised me.

9:45
Strelok: typically, who arbitrates cases? people in the industry, but they can’t be affiliated with a team, right?

9:46
Dan Szymborski: From reading the tea leaves, I had the impression that Duquette was staying and Buck was gone.

9:46
Sheryl Ring: Actually, lots of arbitrators aren’t industry people

9:46
Dan Szymborski: Buck leaving didn’t surprise me, but them cleaning out Duquette was.

9:46
HankLloydWright: I appreciate Sean reappearing to set the record straight.

9:46
Sjamb: Kim Ng has been rumored to become a GM any year now for as long as it took Davey Martinez to become manager. Hopefully she gets her shot soon.

9:46
Dan Szymborski: You guys didn’t REALLY think it was founded by a guy named Apples FanGraphs

9:46
Nate: I’ve been hoping Ng gets the nod in San Francisco. That seems like a strong fit for her.

9:46
CJ: I know I’ll sound like  and old guy, but I’ll say anyway – we’ve come a long way – a lot of people are on Boone for not replacing the starter after the 4th without having given up a hit

9:46
Sheryl Ring: For example:

9:46
kevin: To be fair…why are people sayig Buck and Duquette got fired? Their contracts expired this year

9:47
Sheryl Ring: That’s why advanced metrics don’t get used. These folks are lawyers, and many don’t know much about baseball.

9:47
Dan Szymborski: Managers/GMs typically dont’ have a mutual parting of ways even if contrarcts expired

9:47
Austin Cooper: Johnny Applegraphs, founder of Fangraphs

9:47
Sheryl Ring: They’re trained in mediation and law, not baseball

9:47
Sean Dolinar: A lot of it is the season & daily line graphs on some more basic stats.

This is the successor to those first graphs:
https://www.fangraphs.com/graphs.aspx?playerid=10155&position=OF&statA…

We’ve added functionality and made stuff faster and more interactive in 2016.

9:47
Perennial Ballboy Tryout: What was the most advanced graph at the time, Sean?

9:47
Dan Szymborski: Johnny Applegraphs wandered the country, planting FanGraphs wherever he rested.

9:48
Ramon: No Dan, I thought fangraphs was founded by someone named Orange Fangraphs who’s nickname was Apples.

9:48
Six Ten: Wait, Apples Fangraphs didn’t start Fangraphs? Then what did he start?

9:48
Dan Szymborski: Apples’s Jacks, which became Apple Jacks.

9:48
Defenestrater: ESPN Radio is also doing this game, and you can listen to it for free online

9:48
Ben: Thanks for all you do, Sean! Appreciate all the behind the scenes work, especially when all the data is provided for free

9:48
Dan Szymborski: You can also subscribe to FanGraphs and support the site!

9:48
Sjamb: Fun fact: Appleseed planted so many apple trees intending to make cider, not for the apples themselves.

9:49
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: Sean is a god

9:49
Hugh: @sheryl – new drinking game… every time they cite road statistics for the a’s

9:49
Dystopian Future: Dan in light of realizing that C Trent Rosecrans has gotten ranted at by the Reds for too long, I want you to tell him the next time you talk to him that everyone loves and appreciates him.

9:49
Dan Szymborski: Not everyone because Brandon Phillips is part of everyone.

9:50
Perennial Ballboy Tryout: Low key Sean and Chris Mitchell are/were are 2 of greatest FG employees

9:50
Dan Szymborski: Davis punched out!

9:50
Billy Martin’s Ghost: Dillon Betances did not go gentle into that 5th inning

9:50
Steve O: Holy crap Betances.

9:50
CamdenWarehouse: Also tell C. Trent “Go Hartford Disappointments!”

9:50
Strelok: yknow, for a full time 1B Matt Olson’s stats are… underwhelming

9:50
Dystopian Future: Dellin Betances’ Punch Out!

9:50
CamdenWarehouse: “Davis punched out” I’ve heard that a few times this year

9:51
Dan Szymborski: Chris Davis wasn’t really punched out as much as hit plate appearances just tapered to sad, bleak nothingness.

9:51
Herbert: How many black GMs have there been? How many African-Americans in today’s game are high level decision makers in front offices?

9:51
Dan Szymborski: Nto a whole lot

9:52
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: Sheryl I doubt you remember this but during the opening day chat you gave me some law school advice and it really did help, so thanks!

9:52
Sean Dolinar: If anyone is curious about the genesis of the editorial side of FG: https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/articles-section/

9:52
Sheryl Ring: I do remember, and you made my day. 🙂

9:52
Dan Szymborski: There are four I can think of as GMs

9:52
Dan Szymborski: Kenny Williams, Bob Watson

9:53
Matt: I still love that Michael Pineda calls strikeouts “strike ’em outs”

9:53
Dan Szymborski: Tony Reagins

9:53
Dan Szymborski: and..uhh

9:53
Dan Szymborski: Bill Lucas!

9:53
heycardis: Kenny Williams has a WS ring

9:53
Matt: It’s George, Dan. George Lucas.

9:53
Sheryl Ring: Dave Stewart?

9:53
Dan Szymborski: oh duh

9:53
Dan Szymborski: Five

9:53
Will: Man remember when everyone on fangraphs was saying Yanks would dump Dellin last offseason? Was one of the weirdest disconnects between the national sabre community and the Yankee sabre world. Never saw River Ave Blues even consider Yanks would drop him. We knew he could be this easily. 90% of the time he’s top-10 reliever in baseball.

9:53
5 Run Homer: I don’t care that he’s safe, Chapman is incredible

9:53
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: Can we do a poll for what World Series matchup we’d all like the most?

9:54
Sean Dolinar: CMS is separate from the data stuff.  The writers either use the graphing tools available on the site to the public like the player graphs. Or they use a D3 JavaScript app that takes CSV/Excel data and creates a graph. It’s rather basic, but takes care of 95% of graphing needs.

9:54
heycardis: In your CMS are you able to set criteria and create a chart or a table? Is there a proprietary function to that? How much manual tinkering do you have to do to show, e.g. that a player’s second half WAR was best in the league at his position for the past ten years (4 variables: time, position, WAR, season segment)

9:54
Dan Szymborski: Wait, we would need a LONG poll

9:54
Dan Szymborski:

What AL Team Do you *want* to see in the World Series?

Yankees (27.1% | 50 votes)
 
Athletics (36.9% | 68 votes)
 
Indians (13.0% | 24 votes)
 
Astros (11.9% | 22 votes)
 
Red Sox (10.8% | 20 votes)
 

Total Votes: 184
9:55
Dan Szymborski:

What NL Team Do you *want* to see in the World Series?

Dodgers (16.7% | 30 votes)
 
Rockies (20.1% | 36 votes)
 
Brewers (51.9% | 93 votes)
 
Braves (11.1% | 20 votes)
 

Total Votes: 179
9:55
Anonymous: Although you are 100% forgiven for forgetting Dave Stewart as a favor to the black community.

9:55
Dystopian Future: The most shocking development of the day is that the Yankees were leading that poll for a period of time.

9:55
Sheryl Ring: By the way…here are the bios for the most recent MLB Arbitrators

9:55
Sean Dolinar: Database/computer programming/web dev and being an amazing boss.  He basically coded every line of code on this site for 10 years.

9:55
5 Run Homer: What’s Appleman’s background?

9:56
Dan Szymborski: And no, I have no good idea on how to fix baseball’s lack of minority representation. It’s hard to just pull a lever and make it happen and I’m not sociologist or philosopher.

9:56
Sheryl Ring: See? Just lawyers.

9:56
Shauger: shocking the two teams playing tonight have the most votes for who do you want in the World Series…

9:56
Dan Szymborski: Why do you guys hate the Braves?

9:56
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: How is Sheryl so fast at finding links?

9:56
Dan Szymborski: Magic

9:56
Sheryl Ring: Research is a lawyer’s friend

9:57
Sheryl Ring: Also, I invented the internet.

9:57
Dystopian Future: Dan, if you say it’s hard to just pull a lever and make it happen, then what’s that gigantic lever right next to you for? Try pulling it.

9:57
Tucci: I always figured she was a muggle lawyer…

9:57
Dan Szymborski: The lever adjusts the height on my desk recliner

9:57
Matt: What’s the deal with re-search? In most cases, I haven’t yet searched. How can I research?

9:57
Sheryl Ring: I prefer to de-search, myself.

9:57
Ben: Sheryl, everyone knows Terrence Gore invented the internet

9:57
Mister Puppy : If you pull that lever, someone you *don’t know* will die

9:58
Daniel: Sheryl is secretly Al Gore confirmed.

9:58
Sheryl Ring: I am *much* better looking.

9:58
Dan Szymborski: No, seriously, the lever just changes the height on my chair.

9:58
Sheryl Ring: *Someone drops dead*

9:58
Dan Szymborski: There’s no way, my chair isn’t even internet connected!

9:58
CamdenWarehouse: You don’t find Link, you play as Link

9:59
Dystopian Future: Well try pulling it again Dan, but this time get off the chair when you do it.

9:59
Matt: This is precisely why I participate in these chats. Maybe not directly, but I am no longer someone Dans doesn’t know.

9:59
CamdenWarehouse: was someone standing under Dan’s chair before he hit the lever?

9:59
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: This chat is fascinating

9:59
tb.25: Dan, it’s a twist knob

9:59
Brandon M: What the hell is going on

9:59
Dan Szymborski: My chair doesn’t have a twist knob

9:59
Ozzie Ozzie Albies Free: Theoretically, if Cutch refused to shave after he was traded, what would the Yankees do? Could they fine him for that?

10:00
Sheryl Ring: I gave an interview about this a couple of weeks ago. https://www.lockedonyankees.com/yankees/gregory-the-yankees-appearance…

10:00
Dan Szymborski: You guys may say I’m silly, but *you* were the ones that placed zipzopzoobitybopping Severino in second place.

10:00
Matt: I enjoy the yin that Sheryl brings to Dan’s yang.

10:00
tb.25: Can we have a poll about whether we like the Yankees shave policy? (I for one dislike it)

10:00
Blob Saget : I love reading the reactions of every one who doesn’t usually participate in Dan Chats

10:01
Dan Szymborski: I like chats freewheeling and slightly mad.

10:01
5 Run Homer: Would the Yankees waive their facial hair policy if that Bryce Harper said he’d only sign there if he could keep his beard?

10:01
Sheryl Ring:

The Yankees’ Facial Hair Policy Is:

Awesome! (11.1% | 17 votes)
 
Awful! (61.8% | 94 votes)
 
Irrelevant! (22.3% | 34 votes)
 
Wait, the Yankees have a facial hair policy? (4.6% | 7 votes)
 

Total Votes: 152
10:01
Perennial Ballboy Tryout: I enjoy doughnuts

10:01
Dan Szymborski: See, I wouldn’t mind wearing the Yankees so I would feel no peer pressure to grow a horrific beard

10:01
Sheryl Ring: In Chicago, it is illegal to walk backwards whilst eating a donut on Sunday.

10:01
Anonymous: Sheryl brings yin to dan’s WHARRGARBL

10:02
Sean Dolinar: Can I answer awful and irrelevant?

10:02
Dan Szymborski: I am not a murloc.

10:02
Anonymous: I miss ludes, but this is getting me through the dark times.

10:02
baseball is good guy: baseball is good

10:02
JimTheCarpetLintGuy: Dan, I have to say, I will frequent your chats from now on.  What are your usual chat days/times?

10:02
Dan Szymborski: Monday Noon.

10:02
tb.25: Dan, I saw your photo on twitter posted by a podcast or tv show you were on. You looked good! Like how I imagine man who just upgraded his ram to 32gb ddr5 would look

10:02
Daniel Castro: This chat is unhinged and I’m here for it

10:02
Dan Szymborski: DDR4

10:02
Sjamb: I find it funny that the Yankees want their players clean shaven so they look “professional” yet they wear pajamas to every home game

10:02
Will: Sean took my answer

10:02
Dystopian Future: I remember a few years ago a few of the Yankees grew out these tiny mustaches and they were disgusting, especially Stephen Drew’s.

10:02
Plouffe Bonser : I’m loving the inherent chat chemistry between the three chat hosts tonight. Like the 2015 Royals

10:02
Dan Szymborski: I GET TO BE MOUSTAKAS

10:02
Ground Rule Trouble: I was gonna answer irrelevant but I was afraid Sheryl was gonna make me cite a rule of evidence to support my stance.

10:03
Sheryl Ring: Good news – relevance is a rule of evidence. 401.

10:03
Dan Szymborski: Sheryl has authority to do that you know and if you don’t answer, you can be cited for contempt.

10:03
Anonymous: Overruled!

10:03
Anonymous: Sustained!

10:03
Dystopian Future: Well does that make Carson Terrance Gore running in for a pinch chat appearance?

10:04
Will: I think the first answer in every poll needs to be weighted for misclicks, especially in chats where a high proportion of participants are distracted and/or drinking.

10:04
Matt: Are the chat rules like the baseball rules where Carson is not allowed back in this chat once he has left it?

10:05
Sheryl Ring: That’s Rule 1321(b)(4)(C)(vi)

10:05
a: I’ve been in this chat for like ten minutes and there has been no mention of the ongoing baseball game lol

10:06
Sheryl Ring: Dellin Betances is throwing ridiculous breaking pitches

10:06
Zock Jr.: Sheryl, I’m a 1L, and these law jokes are both deeply amusing and distressing

10:06
Dan Szymborski:

What Is Your Favorite A’s Pitcher, Ice Cream Flavor, or Civil War General?

Rocky Road (9.4% | 12 votes)
 
Ulysses S. Grant (24.4% | 31 votes)
 
Joe Johnston (1.5% | 2 votes)
 
Trevor Cahill (5.5% | 7 votes)
 
Chunky Monkey (18.8% | 24 votes)
 
Blake Treinen (17.3% | 22 votes)
 
Braxton Bragg (11.0% | 14 votes)
 
Lou Trivino (11.8% | 15 votes)
 

Total Votes: 127
10:06
Daniel Castro: Getting Fernando Rodney in a playoff game is almost as good as getting Big Sexy himself

10:06
Matt: Misclicks? You have to hit “submit”! Its 2 factor authentication.

10:06
Cool Ethan: Which of these teams give the Red Sox more difficulty in a series?

10:06
5 Run Homer: Is Billy Beane really tall or is Brian Cashman really short?

10:06
Sheryl Ring: Both

10:06
Dan Szymborski: Yankees

10:07
Sheryl Ring: Yankees by a mile. The A’s can’t bullpen everyday.

10:07
Mark: Betances is filthy.

10:07
Sheryl Ring: If the A’s had Manaea, however, it might be closer.

10:07
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: Stephen Piscotty is much more Piscotty than Stephen

10:07
Zorak: The playoffs, a showcase of the league’s best players, such as… Adeiny Hechavarria?

10:07
Dystopian Future: Why does Bob Melvin always look really depressed?

10:07
Sheryl Ring: Defense is a thing that is important

10:07
5 Run Homer: Scotty Pistephen

10:08
Brian CashGod: Hechavarria can field though

10:08
Anonymous: Sheryl’s comment was intended for Zorak but the timing was perfect.

10:08
Strelok: I’m sure we all expected the leadoff hitter for the Yankees in the wc game to be Andrew McCutchen at the start of the season

10:08
Dan Szymborski: Really bummed about the Manaealator injury

10:08
bobmarleydied: I think people have the tendency to think the gap between two teams is much larger in the playoffs than it actually is.

10:08
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: When did Hech go to NY?

10:08
Sheryl Ring: Dellin Betances on his game is just unfair.

10:08
D-Rock: Any chance that Sanchez gets subbed out for defense this game?

10:08
Dan Szymborski: He was one of those last minute August 31 cash trades

10:09
Sheryl Ring: I’ve yet to see compelling evidence that Romine is an appreciably better fielder

10:09
jd: i might be biased, but is it just me, or are the yankees the favorites in a series in which chris sale’s health is in question?

10:09
Dan Szymborski: The entire chat yesterday seemed surprsied that Curtis Granderson was  Brewer.

10:09
heycardis: Grant’s hometown is just as overrated as his legacy. Treinen should win this poll.

10:09
Dan Szymborski: Is Treinen better than Chunky Monkey?

10:09
Sheryl Ring: I still take Boston.

10:09
Brian CashGod: ^this, Sanchez has the far better arm and calls a good game

10:09
Will: That’s 4x All Star Dellin Betances to you

10:09
druidiful: Betances when he has command is unfair.

10:09
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: “Dellin Betances” sounds like something someone would say when refusing to go dance or something

10:09
Perennial Ballboy Tryout: I think people have the tendency to think the gap between two teams is much larger in the playoffs than it actually is.

10:09
Dan Szymborski: Yes

10:10
thequietclam: Wait Curtis Granderson is a Brewer?

10:10
Hugh: grandson is on milwaukee??

10:10
DeanAnna: Curtis Granderson is a brewer!!?!?

10:10
Dan Szymborski: See?

10:10
Nate: Wait, Babe Ruth is a Yankee?

10:11
TJ: I just wanna say I’m at the game and the place is on freakin fire.

10:11
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: Why do you think the Dodgers threw Ryu in game 1 and not Kershaw?  Kershaw is better on normal rest, we need a better pitcher facing Folty, and Ryu does better with more rest.  Also, I worry that Ryu may be fatigued

10:11
Sheryl Ring: Overthinking

10:11
Dan Szymborski: If it’s on fire, you should leave, that’s dangerous.

10:11
Sheryl Ring: That’s why

10:11
Shauger: I still forget the Brewer’s are in the NL…the Brewers are a black hole of information

10:11
Brian CashGod: You still believe in the Babe Ruth?!

10:11
Tyler: If Sale is not 100% it is a toss up if that is the matchup even if he is 100% it is maybe 55-45 at best.

10:11
Matt: I feel like this is a great place for a “fire in a crowded theater” analogy.

10:12
Dan Szymborski: All Go Rise Yankees?

10:12
tb.25: Sheryl, What would you do if you walked into a courtroom for a case and saw Judge behind the bench?

10:12
Sheryl Ring: Freak out, because I’d be reasonably sure he hadn’t read my briefs.

10:12
FERNANDO RODNEY: TIME FOR THE FERNANDO RODNEY EXPERIENCE

10:12
Sheryl Ring: On account of having played the night before.

10:13
Austin Cooper: Justice A. Judge swingin’ the big gavel tonight

10:13
CamdenWarehouse: Judge can’t have a winter job to help pay the bills?

10:13
Brian CashGod: Aaron Judge would’ve read your briefs though, he’s too wholesome to not do the reading beforehand

10:13
Dan Szymborski: Then you find out he has 8 war in collateral estoppel

10:13
Dystopian Future: Fernando Rodney came into the game, it’s time for Fernandomania.

10:14
Sheryl Ring: Okay, I’d freak out because I’m reasonably sure he won’t know what “forcible entry and detainer” means.

10:14
Anonymous: I’d let Aaron Judge read my briefs. They say ‘Star Wars’ on them.

10:14
Dan Szymborski:

10:14
timboly3: How did that bounce even work there?

10:15
Ham: The Fernando Rodney Experience strikes again

10:15
Dan Szymborski: That had some Delmon Young Magic

10:15
5 Run Homer: “He waffled that ball to centre field” what?

10:15
CamdenWarehouse: I thought last night was my favorite playoff FG chat ever. This one one has been even better

10:15
Wade : Did Camden very subtlety take a swipe at the CBA with that judge side job comment? If so, bravo

10:15
Dan Szymborski: He put flour, baking soda, and vanilla on the baseball and then cooked it in a press.  Duh.

10:15
Jart: I would have never guessed Fernando Rodney would give up a run

10:15
Dan Szymborski: Yup, this is pretty much the Fernando Rodney Experience.

10:15
Anonymous: “Waffleboarded!” is one of my favorite NHL playoff colloquialisms. Let’s bring breakfast food to MLB.

10:15
Sheryl Ring: Leaving Rodney in is an unusual choice

10:16
Was Brewer: I would have never guessed Fernando Rodney would give up a run

10:16
Go Go US Steel!: Judge looks more like a judge as in justice… when he’s wearing glasses.

10:16
Dan Szymborski: I gave Judge Judge’s robes in WWE2K

10:16
Sheryl Ring: I don’t usually say I could do better at managing, but…I would have not used Rodney

10:16
Matt: Jimi Hendrix Experience > Fernando Rodney Experience

10:16
Dystopian Future: Bob Melvin is going to die on this hill, I guess.

10:16
Tyler: How often do laws get in the way of getting to the right judgement?  Some of our laws in the past have been archaic.

10:17
Sheryl Ring: Honestly? Depends on your definition of “right judgment.”

10:17
Sheryl Ring: You’d be amazed how often people disagree on that.

10:17
heycardis: @Sheryl yep.

10:17
Garrett: Why bring Rodney in agains the best 3 hitters ion the lineup?

10:17
Will: River Ave Blues had Rodney as the weakest link of the A’s bullpen. Having him face the Yankees 3 best hitters is an interesting choice.

10:18
Sheryl Ring: Every rule of law is a value judgment – trying to balance competing interests. Some do it better than others. Some do it very well, but prioritize the wrong interest.

10:18
Dystopian Future: @Sheryl why are we @ing Sheryl this isn’t twitter.

10:19
Matt: Wait. This isn’t Twitter?

10:20
Hugh: how do you blow 5 saves with a sub 1.00 era?

10:20
Dan Szymborski: Can’t find my Judge as judge image, so here’s Wil Myers beating up Dayton Moore instead.

10:20
Dan Szymborski:

10:20
Sheryl Ring: Because the save stat is flawed.

10:20
Go Go US Steel!:

10:20
Sheryl Ring: Treinen’s the right move because he’s the A’s best pitcher, and one more run probably means it’s over.

10:20
Wade : Not Twitter. No one is yelling

10:20
Dystopian Future: It’s probably over anyway.

10:21
Sheryl Ring: True, but it ain

10:21
Sheryl Ring: ‘t over yet

10:21
CamdenWarehouse: Dan, next year can you have a FG writers Royal Rumble?

10:21
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: THIS IS TWITTER!!!! ARRGHGHHH

10:21
Dan Szymborski: At least they’re not saving Treinen for Game 2 like Baker did with Chapman some years ago…

10:21
Hugh: internet.. slow… can’t tell if these are images or demon gifs they magically awaken 20 seconds after appearing

10:21
Garrett: I think it’s over now. Robertson, Britton, Chapman seems pretty lockdown. Have the A’s even made hard contact?

10:22
tb.25: Announcers said treinen is absolutely sick. Why throw an ill guy??

10:22
Dan Szymborski: It’s a tough team to come from behind against

10:22
a: treinen 2018: 7 ER, 12 R total. ERA is dumb

10:22
NathanLazarus: Dear future people: I promise the Sean Doolittle-Blake Trienen trade made sense at the time.

10:22
CamdenWarehouse: time for real demon gifs for Hugh

10:22
Wade : Dan, it’s not fair to chat as an admin and a user

10:22
Dystopian Future: I don’t think Britton will be sitting in the bullpen not pitching in this WC game.

10:22
Dan Szymborski: Life isn’t fair.

10:22
Persona Non Grata : When I saw the Padres colors I thought it was Dave Cameron

10:22
kevin: Save stat IS flawed, but is the blown save stat flawed

10:22
Sheryl Ring: Yes. Yes, it is.

10:23
Dan Szymborski: Somehow the blown save is even worse than the regular save

10:23
Sheryl Ring: The strike zone has actually been good this game

10:23
Steve O: That doesn’t seem like the same pitch Sevy threw.

10:23
Dan Szymborski: becuase non-closers can get blown saves without a realistic chance at getting an actual save

10:23
Go Go US Steel!: Wow the announcers have just gone into full A’s Homer mode.

10:23
Garrett: You can blow a save in the 7th inning. But you can’t get a save in the 7th inning

10:23
Dystopian Future: Well yeah it made sense because Treinen imploded in WAS and Doo’s actually been good. But Treinen has been really good since he got to OAK, as everyone knew he would be.

10:23
Matt: Dan (or Sheryl) – What do you think is the best way to account for a “reliever ERA”? I understand the concept of inherited runners going to the guy that let them on in the first place…but shouldn’t they, in some way, count against the guy that let them score?

10:24
Sheryl Ring: I just like LI and WPA for relievers.

10:24
Dan Szymborski: Yeah, those are descriptive

10:24
Dan Szymborski: and if I want something qualitative, peripheral stats are better or even OOPS

10:24
Dan Szymborski: ERA especially for relievers is an accounting fiction

10:24
Anonymous: All you people that voted for Blake Treinen over Rocky Road feel pretty stupid now, i bet.

10:24
Shauger: I prefer to use old school ways to evaluate relief pitchers…who do you fear the most

10:24
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: Giancarlo just stole a base…..>

10:24
Steve O: Infield in against Luke Voit (???) seems like a bad idea.

10:24
Matt: Do I misunderstand LI, or isn’t that just descriptive of *when* the manager puts them in, and not necessarily how well they performed?

10:25
Matt: OOPS ERA?

10:25
Dan Szymborski: Opponent OPS

10:25
a: that’s what WPA/LI is for

10:25
Relief Pitchers: I prefer the term “fireman”

10:25
Mark: I like the throw it down the middle and let something happen plan

10:25
Dan Szymborski: In one of my first pieces for ESPN, I snuck in a description of Ugueth Urbina as a fireman and nobody *ever* notcied

10:25
Sheryl Ring: Dan Haren agrees

10:25
Matt: Stanton has a Post Season SB before he got a Post Season H.

10:26
Dystopian Future: I prefer the term “aquaman”

10:26
Was Brewer: I prefer the stat, grit+

10:26
Sarachim: I prefer the term “airbender”

10:27
Strelok: Adjusted Will to Win+

10:27
Hugh: i feel like # times restarting the signs or stepping off the mound is the next thing to be regulated

10:27
Ozzie Ozzie Albies Free: Someone said Grit?

10:27
Sheryl Ring: Oh god no

10:27
Chris: Hate this new age “grit +” stuff, what was wrong with Ecksteins?

10:27
Sheryl Ring: I can’t imagine enforcing that rule

10:27
Dan Szymborski: The thing is, Eckstein was a stathead favorite when he was in the minors

10:27
Dan Szymborski: Just roll it into balks, since nobody in the world *completely* understands balks anyway

10:27
Tucci: I just actually lost it when gritty came on the screen

10:28
Wade : Hopefully that’s the last airbender reference

10:28
Hugh: PLEAE DON’T BE A GIF PLEASE DON’T BE A GIF

10:28
heycardis: For anyone who missed thatOn November 7, 2005, Urbina was arrested by Venezuelan authorities on a charge of attempted murder for an incident that occurred a few weeks previous, on October 16.[6] Urbina attacked five farm workers on his property whom he had accused of stealing a gun. The pitcher tried to injure the men with a machete and also attempted to pour gasoline on them.[7] On March 28, 2007, Urbina was convicted of attempted murder and sentenced to fourteen years and seven months in prison.[8] He was released, however, on December 24, 2012, after serving just over seven years of his sentence.[9]

10:28
Dan Szymborski: Yeah, it was one of the oddest baseball player crimes ever

10:28
Six Ten: One of?

10:29
Dan Szymborski: Len Koenecke got drunk, kicked off the team plane, rented a charter, got drunker, got in a fight with the pilot and tried to wrestle the plane away from the pilot and the pilot bonked him with the fire extinguisher and Koenecke died.

10:30
Zorak: Len Koenecke

10:30
Mark: LUUUUUUUUUKE

10:30
Matt: Voit

10:30
Brian CashGod: LUKE VOIT

10:30
Brian CashGod: LUKE USED THE FORCE

10:30
Omega Red: I think what Voit is doing is more aquaman, he’s putting out the fireman.

10:30
Austin Cooper: Uncle Luke Voit!!!!!

10:30
Dan Szymborski: Yes, Luke used the force.  Mass times acceleration.

10:30
Steve O: Luke Voit deserves to play just for his energy

10:30
Cam: Stick a fork in the A’s, I think. Kinda sad to see them go down so limply, but..one hopes they don’t need this as a failure for the season. They’ve been good – they just ran into a 100-win juggernaut in the WC.

10:31
Daniel Castro: Gaze long enough into the Voit and the Voit will gaze back into you

10:31
Guest: He’s out

10:31
Stringer Bell: Out

10:31
Guest: He looked pretty out

10:31
D-Rock: Who expected Luke Voit to hit a 2 run triple off Treinen?!? And if you say you did, clearly you’re a liar.

10:32
Dan Szymborski: This is a big review and will determine if the game is over or if the game is over.

10:32
Dan Szymborski:

Out or Safe at the Plate?

Out (27.3% | 47 votes)
 
Safe (25.0% | 43 votes)
 
Tie (8.7% | 15 votes)
 
Divide by Zero Error (38.9% | 67 votes)
 

Total Votes: 172
10:33
My wife : “Is this a big point”

10:33
Shauger: Out but it’s the first item and most people hate the yankees and some people in this chat are drinking

10:33
Dan Szymborski: I have literally been playing fetch with Cassie and her hedgehog this entire time

10:33
Matt: No way to overturn from those angles. Looks out but not conclusive

10:33
Schadenfreude: I’m heading over to Athletics Nation

10:33
Dan Szymborski: They’re probably very depressed

10:34
Anonymous: Literally?!

10:34
Dan Szymborski: She’s brought it back 40 times or so. I don’t know how she’s not bored

10:34
Was Brewer: Dan bir s?rxo? unicorn edir

10:34
Mike O: So is the Athletic biased towards their plurality ?

10:34
Dystopian Future: Fernando Rodney majestically stroking his beard just made me very happy.

10:35
Daniel Castro: How many thinkpieces will we get about the death of the ‘opener’ after this?

10:35
Dan Szymborski: 0, but a lot of derppieces

10:36
Hugh: this is treinen’s FIRST multi-earned run inning of the season. wow.

10:36
Dan Szymborski: I need Rodney to stay good. He’s one of only three players left older than me.

10:36
Dan Szymborski: Well, good-ish

10:36
Tucci: There’s actually only one ‘p’ in derpiece despite what you’d think

10:36
Paul Thomas: I mean Luis Severino literally gave up three runs in a third of an inning last year and there were no thinkpieces about the death of the starter

10:36
Dystopian Future: This is also Treinen’s LAST appearance of the season.

10:37
artem: If Manea had a healthy season, would the A’s have started him in this game?

10:37
Omega Red: I find it refreshing that the Cardinals were finally on the wrong end of a “trade average guy that instantly plays way better” deal.

10:37
Dan Szymborski: I think so

10:37
Hugh: @dan – do you have a wall of sadness somewhere with lots of old ballplayers with X’s over their faces?

10:37
Dan Szymborski: I do not

10:37
Guest: Does Gary Sanchez know how to hit the ball in the air?

10:37
CamdenWarehouse: Are we still allowed to call it the Athletic and not the Borg?

10:37
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: What happened to Sheryl

10:37
Sheryl Ring: Life

10:37
FanGraph’s Lurker: Judge disbarred her for doubting him

10:37
Dan Szymborski: lol

10:38
Hank: Why do people keep calling this an opener?
This was a pure bullpen game.    It’s not like they brought in a long guy (“starter”) after the first 4-5 batters.

10:38
Sjamb: “Let The Kids Play” is the best baseball ad ever

10:38
Greg: So with this game suddenly being not all that interesting . . . have the Os already won the off-season by firing Duquette and Showalter?

10:38
Dan Szymborski: It depends who replaces Duquette

10:38
Dan Szymborski: If they decide to let Brady head things, it’s probably a downgrade

10:38
Mark: holy catch

10:39
Guest: I guess thats why they put Adeiny in?

10:39
Sheryl Ring: Also depends on how much authority Angelos gives

10:39
Zorak: Ok I apologize for mocking Hechavarria earlier and accept him as God now

10:39
Matt: Uh. Whoa.

10:39
Confused Englishman: Yankees win.  How boring

10:39
Dystopian Future: I say the Orioles should let the old Angelos become the GM, because I’m a Yankees fan and we could do with a few more wins.

10:39
Kevin: well that’s why he’s in

10:39
Dan Szymborski: It was a beautiful leap

10:39
CamdenWarehouse: RAJ will become the GM and Mike Bordick the manager. Then I’ll have to change my name on here.

10:39
Sjamb: Dan O’Dowd for Orioles GM

10:40
Dan Szymborski: Using your twitter handle so I know to hunt you down

10:41
Brian CashGod: Air Adeiny

10:41
Matt: What do you think about Harold Reynolds being a GM?

10:41
CamdenWarehouse: (Angelos doesn’t even go to his office anymore)

10:41
Sheryl Ring: I just puked.

10:41
Dan Szymborski: Harold has bigger fish to fry.

10:41
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: Opinions on Farhan Zaidi and Andrew Friedman

10:41
Dan Szymborski:

10:41
Sheryl Ring: They save billionaires money

10:42
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: Aww sorry Sheryl

10:42
Dan Szymborski: The general consensus for about 18 months in Baltimore is that senior Angelos is having health challenges.

10:42
Sheryl Ring: It was the idea of Harold REynolds running a team

10:42
Wade : Sheryl participated in the away stat drinking game

10:43
Sheryl Ring:

Yankees fans “Want Boston” ??

(via @Jesse__Foster)

4 Oct 2018
10:43
Hank: Chasen Shreve for Voit AND $1M international budget (and Voit was probably the secondary piece in that deal)

10:43
AJ: You know, if you look at Luke Voit’s minor league numbers, they compare favorably to a Mr. Rhys Hoskins. I think that’s why Cashman jumped at the chance to get him

10:43
Matt: I’m both legitimately concerned about the number of people who seem to think Sheryl actually puked, while also impressed by the level of care expressed.

10:43
Dystopian Future: Nick Martini looks like Dallas Keuchel’s younger brother.

10:43
10Q: What’s up with the super low resolution replays?

10:44
Sheryl Ring: For the record…I did not actually barf. It was a rhetorical vomit at the thought of Harold Reynolds signing only veterans over 50

10:44
Dan Szymborski: You think TBS is made of cameras?

10:44
Brian CashGod: it’s been 14 years, but we’re 6 outs from baseball Armageddon

10:44
larryv: i thought that’s why she disappeared!

10:44
Sheryl Ring: Nope…had to run and get Miss Molly

10:44
Sheryl Ring: Our Chihuahua

10:45
Brian CashGod: aww that’s an adorable name

10:45
Zoidberg.: Ugh, I’ve had it with you mammals. I’m going for a scuttle.

10:45
Dan Szymborski: Chanting “We Want Boston” is a little weird, it’s not like it could be a non-Boston team. The playoff matchups are already determined!

10:45
Matt: Side note: This Papa John’s commercial where they’re trying to take the focus off Papa John – the guy who says he likes to engage in the community, and they know him as “Papa John’s Guy”. If they don’t know your name, then you’re doing “engaging” wrong.

10:46
Dan Szymborski: Without Papa John, they’re just the pizza place with the sauce that tastes like a melted Jolly Rancher.

10:46
Dan Szymborski: So it’s kinda awkward now!

10:46
Was Brewer: Maybe they want to colonize the city of Boston.

10:46
Matt: Dan, I think the point is that we’ve considered this a win, and we’re ready for the next challenge. Man, the nuance is lost on this guy.

10:46
Brian CashGod: This fan’s reaction to Air Adeiny 😀 https://gfycat.com/MassiveIllinformedAmbushbug

10:47
Dan Szymborski: Every year, Dennis Eckersley looks a little more like a flash-forward of Kenny Powers

10:47
Matt: I wonder what the A’s music Volume Above Acceptable was.

10:47
CamdenWarehouse: you should post more dog pics on Twitter. Don’t let Sung Min Kim take all the pupper photo love from baseball twitter.

10:48
Gregg: If someone told you in April that Anibal Sanchez and Liam Hendricks would be starting postseason games this year, how would you have reacted?

10:48
Dan Szymborski: Laughter

10:48
Anthony: I for one would love to watch Harold Reynolds build a baseball team that bunts, rides the hot hand and pitches to contact en route to 51 wins per year.

10:48
Hugh: why don’t they have % catch chance on in-game plays? does that require more data that’s not available real-time?

10:49
Dan Szymborski: I’m honeslty not sure how quick they can run that stuff.

10:49
bobmarleydied: Ahh, announcers creating a narrative to explain randomness

10:49
jake: is this a good time to mention that the yankees have the highest projected WAR on fangraphs depth charts right now

10:49
Dan Szymborski: ZiPS still has the Yankees as the slightly better roster between them and Boston

10:50
Dystopian Future: Is this a good time to mention that the Yankees are a really good baseball team?

10:50
That Guy: Did Luke Voit really come out of nowhere or were that signs that everyone missed from his ML track record? He certainly wasn’t valued as anything special by either team in that trade.

10:50
Dan Szymborski: I don’t think his minor league track record is that exciting

10:50
Dan Szymborski: It’s decent for minor league slugger fringe MLB starter

10:50
Gregg: So projections show the Yankees as better, but do you give the edge to the Red Sox nonetheless given that the Yankees had to burn Severino?

10:51
Dan Szymborski: I think I do and I expect Red Sox will have an edge when I run the numbers in the morning

10:51
AJ: It’s crazy that this time last night we were watching a competitive baseball game

10:51
Ground Rule Trouble: Is Miss Molly friendly?

10:51
Sheryl Ring: Extremely!

10:51
Dan Szymborski: puppeh!

10:51
AJ: Dan, as previously said, he compares to Rhys Hoskins pretty well (w/r/t minor league numbers). And let’s not forget how much FG loved him

10:51
Guest: Should the same division be allowed to face each other in the DS?

10:52
Dan Szymborski: ZiPS had Hoskins projected better than Voit

10:52
Sheryl Ring: Why not?

10:52
Sheryl Ring:

@britnidlc For the pitching changes.
22 Sep 2018
10:52
10:53
Brian: I hate the Yankees, but Aaron Judge is objectively enjoyable

10:53
Dan Szymborski: I have Hoskins (at age 24) translated at AAA last year at nearly a .900 OPS, which is very high

10:54
bobmarleydied: They should have a puppy world series

10:54
Section329: Cute!

10:54
Dan Szymborski: Voit’s older than Hoskins and I get translations for him in AAA last two years combined around .830 OPS

10:54
Matt: Holy cow, this *is* Twitter.

10:54
Zorak: It is my opinion that the most hateable thing about this Yankees team is that they’re really not that hateable

10:54
CamdenWarehouse: talking about baseball and DS makes me think of “death to the opposition”

10:55
Ginny: if announcers are going to make Barry Bonds comps with every slugger who walks, they need to induct him into the HoF. Don’t profit off his image and then shun him

10:55
Gregg: Anytime we worry about the Yankees not being hateable enough, just remember Chapman is still on the team

10:55
Dan Szymborski: As the broadcasters spend five minutes astounded by the fact that a 6’7″ player is taller than a 6’5″ player.

10:56
Brian: There are NO Barry Bonds comps!

10:56
Sheryl Ring: Just imagine being a 5’9″ girl

10:56
AJ: I’m not saying that Voit is the next Hoskins (because I think that Hoskins is going to be a stud for years to come), but just that he had the chops to be a successful major league player. Just hadn’t translated the success yet

10:56
Brian CashGod: BRITTON WARMING UP

10:56
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: 5’7 guy

10:56
Dan Szymborski: I’m 5’11” but I have my 6’5′ Dad’s torso and my 5’4 mom’s legs. I look like the world’s tallest little person.

10:56
Hugh: @sheryl – you’re taller than i am

10:56
CamdenWarehouse: Judge has nothing on Meg’s Kyle Freeland stacked on top of Kyle Freeland, wearing a trenchcoat

10:56
Strelok: 2 years late but he finally might pitch in the AL wild card game

10:56
Matt: The Hall of Fame is an independent organization, sin’t it? In theory, couldn’t some eccentric billionaire just build their own hall, quite similar to the “real” one, but also include Bonds, Clemens, etc. And then continue to add new people in a very similar method to the “real” hall?

10:57
Sheryl Ring: I like heels

10:57
Dan Szymborski: Let’s call it semi-independent

10:57
Story’s Story: Why did I get more hits last night than all the A’s so far? I really should be MVP

10:57
Brian CashGod: Am I the only one that sees the irony of Britton finally getting into the wild card game on the same day that Showalter gets let go?

10:57
Dan Szymborski: It’s not *officially* part of MLB, but MLB has a lot of influence and members of the board

10:58
CamdenWarehouse: The FanGraphs Hall of Fame. get on it Apples

10:58
Dan Szymborski: A really really rich person could probably dangle enough money to tempt the Clarks

10:58
Ground Rule Trouble: This Not-Hall of Fame might have to be built in a jurisdiction that isn’t subject to US intellectual property laws.

10:59
Shauger: I like to mute the game because the announcers are horrible…but I like to make fun of the announcers because they are horrible.  It’s a viscous cycle of mute / unmute.

11:00
jonnyzuck: the term “hall of fame” sounds weird if you think about it

11:00
Matt: Corridor of Fame?

11:00
AJ: That statcast broadcast last night was easily the most enjoyable baseball broadcast I’ve ever watched

11:00
Dystopian Future: Viscous? Like a viscous liquid? Isn’t that like honey?

11:00
CamdenWarehouse: when not chatting, I like to mute and read during the commercial breaks. Then I miss the first batter of the next inning

11:00
Sarachim: Foyer of Prominence

11:00
Bullpen Game: So the bullpen game could have worked…which player hurt the odds of success more: Hendricks, Rodney, or Treinen?

11:00
Sheryl Ring: Rodney

11:00
NathanLazarus: The A’s need a hit to match the 2015 Yankees’ total of three.

11:00
Dan Szymborski: Yeah, Rodney

11:00
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: Passageway of being notable?

11:01
Matt: I understand entrenched monopolistic policies, but…how great would it be, in this age of the internet, if the MLB licensed out the video broadcast, and we had a world of different “booths” across the country (globe?) doing different types of broadcasts that cater to different types of fans? Hell, they could even have one that just yells at clouds the whole time!

11:01
Dan Szymborski: I’d endorse Jack Morris for the Broom Closet of Dickishness

11:01
Sheryl Ring: Sorry, Dan, but Curt Schilling has that covered

11:01
Dan Szymborski: It’d be fun briefly and get old fast

11:01
MDIB: As will need a -more years rebuild after this game lol

11:01
Anthony: Is not hating the announcers tonight a hot take? They haven’t said anything profound, but also, the game’s over, so of course they’re going to go on weird tangents.

11:01
Sheryl Ring: They’ll say they do, but they can win now

11:02
Zorak: The bullpen game cannot be blamed for Judge being Judge

11:02
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: Zach Britton

11:02
Dan Szymborski: I HATE when baseball discussion goes on weird tangents!

11:02
Hugh: who approves the questions/comments? is it sheryl/dan? i like to imagine it’s some 20-year old intern who fears being fired if they allow any positive commentary about the broadcasters

11:02
Dan Szymborski: Apples Cratchit

11:02
Sheryl Ring: Miss Molly does

11:02
Sheryl Ring: Be nice to jer

11:02
CamdenWarehouse: Dan hates us all

11:03
Sheryl Ring: *her

11:03
AJ: Molly I appreciate you validating my belief in Luke Voit

11:03
Dystopian Future: Dan, cheesesteak update

11:03
Sheryl Ring: Woof!

11:03
Was Brewer: Is it sound legal advice to tell a client to keep murmuring “torpedo” under his/her breath while being interviewed by the FBI?

11:03
Sheryl Ring: No.

11:03
Dan Szymborski: Somewhere in the intestines? I’m not an expert at the digestive system.

11:03
Lou Trivino’s Fighting Baseball: God the A’s look like shit today

11:03
TJ: This game isn’t as fun as yesterday 🙁

11:03
Ozzie Ozzie Albies Free: Since the Rockies play at Coors field, does the Brewers have any affiliation with a brewery for the…wait for it…..World Beeries?

11:03
Hugh: perfect… bribing became cheaper. doggy treats for molly as opposed to tequila for sheryl’s drinking game.

11:04
Anthony: Lol what was the umpire looking at

11:04
Tyler: Any writer that supports Jack “sexual harassment” Morris for the HOF is an auto block on twitter

11:04
Matt: The Brewers play at Miller…

11:04
Dan Szymborski: There are a number of people in media that won’t have anything to do with Morris.

11:04
Matt: And I just realized that the NLDS will be Miller vs Coors. THEY’RE THE SAME COMPANY.

11:04
Dan Szymborski: To the extent of leaving if he’s being interviewed, though I won’t out any names.

11:05
Ozzie Ozzie Albies Free: I’m dumb. Obviously Miller vs Coors.  I guess we all lose that one.

11:05
Dan Szymborski: Yeah, worst World Beeries ever.

11:05
Bullpen Game: Hey, khrush showed up finally!

11:05
larryv: Hugh: i only have one of those items lying around for bribery, and it’s not doggy treats

11:05
Sarachim: Dang, who decided to let Britton pitch in this WC game??

11:05
Sheryl Ring: Showalter was right!!!!1!!

11:05
Dan Szymborski:

11:05
AJ: That’s why you don’t pitch Zach Britton in a WC game

11:05
Dan Szymborski: I’m prepared for so many possibilities.

11:06
Dan Szymborski: Sheryl got the best joke of the night right there.

11:06
Krush Davis: SMOrc

11:06
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: Buck Showalter is always right in some way

11:06
AJ: I have to go get my laundry but I’m afraid when I get back this will be an actual ball game

11:06
5 Run Homer: Showalter got a premonition that Britton would allow a homer in a WC game, he just had the timing off

11:07
Gregg: Question for Sheryl: Has anything happened in Miami’s lawsuit against the Marlins since it got sent back to state court?

11:07
Sheryl Ring: Yes.

11:07
Sheryl Ring: Discovery!

11:07
Sheryl Ring: (In other words, when something interesting happens, I will let you know. I literally check it like three times a week.)

11:08
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: Buck, please show Walter to his room, and don’t let any Brits into the game

11:08
TJ: Get your laundry, folks – this one isn’t getting interesting

11:09
Defenestrater: Remember that RP Giovanny Gallegos was also in the Voit-Shreve trade. And unlike Voit, Gallegos sent his new team (Memphis Redbirds) to the championship series on a walk-off hit.

11:09
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: This game is more 2017 than 2018

11:09
Disco is Dead: Why would I get my laundry?  Was it going somewheres?

11:09
CamdenWarehouse: Goodnight Dan and Sheryl. This has been a wonderful chat.

11:09
Dan Szymborski: Sleep well until the demons eat your soul!

11:09
Sheryl Ring: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON’T LEAVE

11:09
Story’s Story: Dan, did you have a hearthstone card for Melvin?

11:09
Dan Szymborski: I don’t think I do

11:10
tb.25: As long as Sheryl and Dan dont leave…

11:10
Matt: Sheryl – What are the chances that Hyundai’s presentation of a road trip across the country with young children as a wonderful thing is in some way false advertising?

11:10
Sheryl Ring: 3%

11:10
Dan Szymborski: I’ve got one for Harold Reynolds though.

11:10
Dan Szymborski:

11:10
stever20: what do you expect from Sale on Friday?

11:10
Chastened Shreve: Voit be damned, I’m still Chasen the Dream.

11:10
Sheryl Ring: I have a sneaking suspicion he’ll be fine

11:11
tigerbreak: Dan, are you still doing speed runs for FFII- Free Enterprise?

11:11
Dan Szymborski: I never did!

11:11
druidiful: Shouldn’t that read “all text on your cards”?

11:11
Sheryl Ring: When Khris Davis hit that dinger, Molly came over and gave me a hug

11:11
Dan Szymborski: The opponent is ” listening” to Reynolds

11:11
Disco is Dead: Dan, could you do one for Joe Morgan?

11:12
Dan Szymborski: I already have a Joe Morgan!  As I said, I’m very prepared

11:13
5 Run Homer: Wowza

11:13
Dan Szymborski: Stanton crushed that!

11:13
Steve O: oh my

11:13
Dan Szymborski:

11:13
stever20: wow, that ball got hit a long way.

11:13
John Sterling: A STANTONIAN blast

11:13
Stringer Bell: Good god Stanton!

11:13
Was Brewer: Big Man Hits Ball Hard, Ball Goes Long Way

11:13
Strelok: do you think stanton will crack 700 HRs

11:13
5 Run Homer: Godspeed, Blake Treinen

11:13
Dan Szymborski: He’s not going to get another at-bat this game

11:14
Dan Szymborski: But even if he does, his max is probably about 2

11:14
Joe Morgan: dang not even 4 mana 4/4 FeelsBadMan

11:14
Dan Szymborski:

11:14
Tyler: I hope Wright does not throw an inning in the Division Series.  As a Red Sox fan the only way I can justify supporting this team is to turn the game off if he plays.  I would hate to have to do that during the playoffs.

11:14
AJ: So did the bullpen game fail because it’s a bad strategy.. or because it involved a start from Liam Hendricks and an appearance from Fernando Rodney (I’m inclined to believe the latter)

11:14
Dan Szymborski: It’s nto the strategy it’s because the pitchers allowed runs

11:15
Cam: The Treinen star lost some shine today. Which is a shame, because he had a hell of a season.

11:15
Bartolo Colon: It would have worked with an older pitcher.

11:15
druidiful: So the Yankees have the two hardest hit homeruns in the statcast era and both are from tonight.

11:15
Dan Szymborski: 443

11:15
Disco is Dead: That would be something, 699 HRs in the next 46 mins….that is one every 4 seconds

11:16
Ben Brode: Dan, will you be trying out Artifact when it comes out?

11:16
Dan Szymborski: Yup

11:16
Dystopian Future: Hey at least Familia can’t blow a save in this game

11:17
Sheryl Ring: Miss Molly does not like this game anymore.

11:17
Dan Szymborski: Neither do the A’s!

11:17
Sheryl Ring: She is suddenly clawing at Jeurys Familia

11:17
stever20: What it did do was tamper the bullpen strategy to some degree.  If it had been successful tonight, it would have spread like wild fire.

11:17
Josh R: Knee-jerk reaction – What does this game do for the theory of bullpenning?

11:17
Dystopian Future: Someone’s name needs to be “Blake Treinen’s soulless eyes” because that camera pan was creepy

11:17
Sheryl Ring: Absolutely nothing! It’s a one-game sample size!

11:18
Ozzie Ozzie Albies Free:

11:18
Dan Szymborski: Teams aren’t as big copycats as many peopel think

11:18
AJ: I think what this game says about bullpenning is that you should use good pitchers if you’re going to do it

11:18
Billy: I’m half listening to this announcing and am hearing “analytics” and am assuming they aren’t saying many smart things.

11:19
Dystopian Future: Camera now pans to happy Edwin Jackson, which makes me happy because he’s happy.

11:19
Dan Szymborski: I don’t understand how he isn’t like 55

11:19
Sheryl Ring: The Rays won’t stop bullpenning, and I bet a hundred bucks they’d have started Snell

11:19
Disco is Dead: Bah, the opener isn’t going anywhere based on tonight.  This is just a speed bump

11:19
Qball: Do you think it would actually be better strategy to pitch your best relievers first rather than save them for later innings?

11:19
Sheryl Ring: It can be…your best pitchers should face their best hitters

11:20
Sean Dolinar: The A’s pitching doing well might have made it an easier sell to players or managers, but I think bullpenning will come out of necessity not from a trend.

11:20
Bullpen Game: Didnt the bullpen style games from last season temper expectations that you could effectively do it all the time, like the Astros basically did it…but with their SPs and a couple of RPs.

11:20
Gregg: Which of the remaining playoff managers has the least job security?

11:20
Disco is Dead: I question the A’s choice of openers moreso than the choice of picking one.  There were better options tonight!

11:20
Tyler: Familia is a DV guy right?  Is CLE the only AL team without one?

11:20
Dan Szymborski: Snitker?

11:21
Sheryl Ring: I have on good authority that Familia’s case is different than most. Beyond that I can’t say.

11:21
druidiful:

Here’s a count of batted balls 116 MPH+ by team this season. Between Stanton and Judge tonight they’ve hit two. 22… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
4 Oct 2018
11:21
Dmitry: Hey Sheryl.. jeurys-prudence familia.. heh?

11:21
artem: Most teams who make the WC game have an ace they would start. The Rays would’ve started Snell, The M’s would’ve started Paxton. The A’s had some unique circumstances that made bullpenning their best option.

11:21
Matt: Ron Darling isn’t terrible. So theres that.

11:22
Sheryl Ring: I have to say…Boone gets a ton of flack, but he’s managed fairly well.

11:22
Brian CashGod: re: Familia – good different, or bad different?

11:22
Sheryl Ring: Different enough where I don’t lump him in with Castro and Chapman, for instance.

11:22
Dan Szymborski: Snitker’s not getting fired, never get overexcited about the job security of a manager that the current front office didn’t hire.

11:23
NetflxNRichHill: So this opener discussion is going to be another annoying thing that gets beat to death now, isn’t it? People reacting to something they don’t understand is hilarious because it’s usually negative. And the fact they don’t understand is hilarious, too. Hilarity is all around.

11:23
Dan Szymborski: Pretty much

11:23
TJ: How desirable is a job where you have to answer to Peter Angelos

11:23
Dan Szymborski: Not likely Peter

11:23
Dystopian Future: We are all hilarious, clueless ants on the face of the earth. Baseball is great.

11:23
Dan Szymborski: Eat at Arby’s

11:23
John: Whom do you have more confidence in this post-season: Clayton Kershaw or Chris Sale?

11:24
Dan Szymborski: Kershaw

11:24
Sheryl Ring: Sale!

11:24
Brian CashGod: Kershaw wasn’t throwing 90 MPH in his last start

11:24
artem: Kershaw. I’m not convinced Sale is 100% healthy.

11:24
Nto the strategy for peopel: The age-old question: Is Joe Flacco an elite quarterback?

11:25
Dan Szymborski:

What Pitcher Do You Trust

Chris Sale (15.8% | 17 votes)
 
Clayton Kershaw (32.7% | 35 votes)
 
Chris Sale but with a dad bod (11.2% | 12 votes)
 
Clayton Kershaw with a giant fake mustache but he just looks like himself with a mustache. (40.1% | 43 votes)
 

Total Votes: 107
11:25
Sheryl Ring: Flacco never was. Boom.

11:25
Dan Szymborski: Agreed.

11:25
Dystopian Future: On a related note, Sale’s velocity has dropped scarily since he returned from the DL.

11:25
5 Run Homer: Hot take: I don’t trust either of them all that much

11:25
Matt: I was going to make a joke about the lady going with “Sale”. And then I remember how incredibly frugal I, myself, am.

11:26
Dan Szymborski: My best friend is incredibly frugal

11:26
Dan Szymborski: Like absurdly so

11:26
jj: “he unravels that big body” — well now I know what I’ll think about in bed tonight

11:27
whole Tonight Show audience: How frugal is he?

11:27
Sheryl Ring: I’m usually frugal. Unfortunately for me, Sephora exists.

11:27
Dan Szymborski: He once moved from a beautiful downtown apartment to one in a dicey area to save $30 a month on rent.

11:27
Dan Szymborski: He made like 60K

11:27
Matt: Oh, I didn’t realize Dan was doing 50’s style stand up

11:28
whole Tonight Show audience: *uproarious laughter*

11:28
Dan Szymborski: I’m Neil Hamburger but on the level.

11:28
Harmony: I read that as your best friend is incredibly fungal, and I started thinking about how ZiPS is really a mushroom creature of superhuman intellect who calculates projections as a favor.

11:28
Disco is Dead: This poll is confusing.  What am I trusting these people with?

11:28
Dan Szymborski: Everything.

11:28
Sheryl Ring: Frugality

11:28
Brian CashGod: moving is expensive, and you’re only saving $360 / year?

11:28
Dan Szymborski: He didn’t have much stuff

11:28
Dystopian Future: I don’t trust Dan Szymborski.

11:28
NetflxNRichHill: Lucroy looks like a timid beard growing dwarf from the hobbit

11:29
Dan Szymborski: Now me, I have three socket wrench sets because I only can usually find one at any given point in my house.

11:29
5 Run Homer: Are there non-beard growing dwarves

11:29
Dan Szymborski: Yeah and they’re timid about it. Keep up!

11:29
druidiful: So Dan, when are you ever going to credit the person that made this “ZIPs” program that you are always citing?

11:29
Dan Szymborski: When he escapes from the oubliette

11:30
Dystopian Future: All dwarves have beards. They must.

11:30
Dan Szymborski: STEREOTYPE

11:30
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: They don’t know the difference between sliders and changeups

11:30
TJ: do you think dogs are generally bothered or taken aback by the fact they by and large eat the same food every day from birth til death

11:30
Dan Szymborski: Dunno, my cat has eaten like 20 different types of meat

11:30
Sheryl Ring: Molly doesn’t eat the same food every day

11:30
Pearl: Any African Americans at fangraphs?

11:31
Dan Szymborski: I honestly don’t know, I haven’t met everyone and a racial database for writers would be weird

11:31
jj:

11:31
Pearl: Any minorities at fangraphs?

11:31
Sheryl Ring: I’m a Jewish lesbian trans woman. Does that count?

11:31
Disco is Dead: Has your cat eaten chicken of the cave?

11:32
Dan Szymborski: My cat has never eaten a bat

11:32
Dan Szymborski: Also Dopey was on chemo

11:32
5 Run Homer: Calm down there, Dr Seuss

11:32
Disco is Dead: Oh, so that’s what the Ring in your name means…

11:32
druidiful: Your cats have never eaten a bat, that you know of…

11:32
Sheryl Ring: I took my wife’s name!

11:32
Dan Szymborski: Galileo certainly hasn’t. He’s never been outside for any long period of time

11:33
Pearl: Did mean to come off aggressive. Didn’t register my other question til I sent the first

11:33
Sheryl Ring: No worries!

11:33
Dystopian Future: Does Galileo move? Is he secretly dead?

11:33
Dan Szymborski: He’s an indoor cat

11:33
Dan Szymborski: He moves around plenty, but he’s going to be 20 in a couple of months so he’s not as active as he used to be. He’s not interested in playing, mostly just annoying me for food

11:33
Dan Szymborski: And that’s the game

11:33
druidiful: Bats are more common inside than you would expect.

11:34
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: Ballgame

11:34
John Sterling: Yankees Win! Theeeeee Yankees, Win!

11:34
Dan Szymborski: Yeah, but I’d notice a bat

11:34
Dystopian Future: Goodnight everyone!

11:34
5 Run Homer: Final cat update?

11:34
Sheryl Ring: Alright, I have court tomorrow morning. Thanks for chatting everybody!

11:34
Dan Szymborski: Cassie got tired of playing fetch finally. Galileo and Mercutio have not made visits

11:34
Dan Szymborski: Nite Sheryl!

11:34
Nto the strategy for peopel: Thanks Dan and Sheryl!

11:34
Matt: A bunch of people just threw their beers in the air in celebration. They just lost valuable beer that they can’t replace until after they leave the stadium. Dumb.

11:34
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: This game was the 2018 Yankees in a way

11:34
5 Run Homer: Good luck at work Sheryl!

11:34
artem: Goodnight and good luck.

11:34
Dan Szymborski: WHAT IF THEY CAUGHT THE BEER IN THEIR MOUTHS

11:34
Dystopian Future: Final spaghetti update?

11:34
Sheryl Ring: Thank you! Good night!

11:34
Dan Szymborski: No update. Spaghetti was not in the quation today.

11:34
Tyler: Thanks Sheryl and Dan

11:34
Fat Matt: I hope you have night terrors Dan, even if you had them last night.

11:35
Dan Szymborski: I rarely have nightmares

11:35
Dan Szymborski: The only nightmare I ever had that has affected me

11:35
Dan Szymborski: Was when I was a little kid and I dreamed I bit into an apple and my front teeth came out in the apple

11:35
Dan Szymborski: That haunted me enough that I have a very specific phobia about eating apples whole. So I cut them into wedges

11:35
Nick Mar – Cake is Good: Final Dan weirdness update?

11:35
Matt: All the beer Dan? There’s obviously breakage.

11:35
Dan Szymborski: If you’re good, you catch someone else’s beer

11:35
Disco is Dead: Sheryl and Dan in 2020!!

11:36
Dan Szymborski: As long as I’m vp and not p. Less work

11:36
Nate: Thanks Cheryl.
Dan, well, yeah, you too.

11:36
Dan Szymborski: No, I’ll do it.

11:36
Dan Szymborski: 30 SECONDS QUICK LAST MINUTE STUFF

11:36
Pearl: Go Yanks!

11:36
Nto the strategy for peopel: I will be your supreme court nominee, Dan.

11:36
Fat Matt: I had a dream about getting attacked by pythons at Busch gardens.  Hated snakes since then

11:36
Dystopian Future: Dan would never end the chat on us.

11:36
Dan Szymborski: 10

11:36
Matt: Rub a dub dub.

11:36
Nto the strategy for peopel: THis is inapproaiteasdnfosdnf

11:36
Dystopian Future: LIFTOFF





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stever20member
5 years ago

The Sale/Kershaw question is fascinating.

Both of them in September-
Sale 3.75 ERA/2.24 FIP 4 starts 12 ip 0.4 WAR
Kershaw 3.89 ERA/4.32 FIP 6 starts 37 ip 0.3 WAR

Kershaw has thrown a lot since he came off the DL in June 112.1 IP. Behind only deGrom, Greinke, Nola, Marquez, and Scherzer. So you do wonder if he’s starting to wear down some. He will be on 5 days rest going into his first start….