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Eno’s Scoresheet Disasterpiece

Sorry we haven’t been keeping up on the Scoresheet coverage. Here’s the problem: so far, my team is terrible. I don’t feel I can advise anyone on this format yet. In fact, I need your help! So, I’ll post my team here and ask you what I should do. Because the latest results just came in, and after being shut out twice this week, I’m now worst in the league at 13-31. I should sell, but I can’t sell low. I don’t even know what to sell for, other than a third baseman, and maybe some offense.

I hang my head in shame.


Save Sarris, 12-team AL-only Scoresheet
(AL-Skeeter, commished by King Kaufman).

vs RHP vs LHP
Pos Hand Batting Order Pos Hand Batting Order
SS S Cliff Pennington SS R Yunel Escobar
LF L Brett Gardner RF R Nolan Reimold
1B R Albert Pujols 1B R Albert Pujols
2B L Kelly Johnson C R Mike Napoli
C R Mike Napoli DH R Shelley Duncan
CF L Alejandro De Aza 2B L Kelly Johnson
RF R Nolan Reimold 3B R Alex Liddi
3B R Brent Morel CF L Alejandro De Aza
DH L Johnny Damon LF R Collin Cowgill
BN R Shelley Duncan BN S Cliff Pennington
BN R Yunel Escobar BN L Brett Gardner
BN R Tyler Flowers BN R Brent Morel
BN R Collin Cowgill BN R Tyler Flowers
BN R Alex Liddi BN L Johnny Damon
BN L Alexi Amarista BN L Alexi Amarista
Def Farm
C Flowers LF L Carl Crawford
1B CF R Jacob Marisnick
2B Amarista 3B R Nick Castellanos
3B Liddi? 3B R Mike Olt
SS Pennington 2B R Matt Antonelli
LF Cowgill SS R Nick Franklin
SPs Bull
Order Hand vLHP vRHP Hand
1 L Matt Moore 1 1 R Greg Holland
2 R Ubaldo Jimenez 5 2 R Addison Reed
3 L Derek Holland 1 3 L Matt Thornton
4 R Derek Lowe 2 4 L Franklin Morales
5 R Jerome Williams 3 8 L Rafael Perez
4 7 L Charlie Furbush
Long Men Farm
6 L Drew Smyly R Kyle Farnsworth
7 R Tom Wilhelmsen R Jacob Turner
8 L Brian Matusz
9 R Junichi Tazawa

So? What should I do? Sell all my veterans for prospects and young players? Which shortstop do you keep? Can’t sell Pujols low, so that means selling Napoli? If I target anything in my trades, is it more pitching or hitting? Gotta be hitting.

Sigh.

Thanks to @AgainstKyle for the picture!