A Joe Maddon Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

Maddon is an obvious choice as a protagonist in a David Foster Wallace novel.

Readers and critics of late American novelist David Foster Wallace will be thrilled to learn that somehow, someway, SB Nation’s DRaysBay has acquired a previously unheard-of manuscript by that same, great author.

It’s a Choose Your Own Adventure-type novel and has been penned under the pseudonym CBJones, but, owing to the scope of the plot and sheer resonance of the prose, it’s very clearly the work of DFW.

Enjoy it at your own risk by clicking here. And listen to me, please, when I say, “Don’t order The Special!”

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Matt Defalco

I enjoyed the Manny scene at the Trop. That was great.