A Musical Love Letter to Mike Matheny

If you tuned in to this writer’s most recent appearance on FanGraphs Audio — and you surely did not — then you’ll know that when it comes to new Cardinals manager Mike Matheny, I could just eat him up. Mike Matheny — Handsome Mike Matheny — stirs up such feelings in me that I must put those feelings to American images and French song …

I don’t normally wear a tight-fitting bodice, but if I did it would’ve just ripped on its own. All thanks to you, Handsome Mike Matheny.

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Handsome Dayn Perry can be found making love to the reader at CBSSports.com’s Eye on Baseball. He is available for all your Twitter needs.

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