What precedes is (as one will find out if they click to embiggen) a map of the area codes in which the Baltimore Orioles have assigned outfield prospect Jerome O’Bryan “L.J.” Hoes. The detailed list:
Gulf Coast League Orioles (Sarasota, FL)
Delmarva Shorebirds (Salisbury, MD)
Aberdeen Iron Birds (Aberdeen, MD)
Frederick Keys (Frederick, MD)
Bowie Baysox (Bowie, MD)
Norfolk Tides (Norfolk, VA)
It pales to the amount of area codes in which Ludacris claims to have regular hoes, but that’s some impressive work by the Orioles and Mr. Hoes nonetheless.