Completely Authentic Tweet: Max Scherzer vs. Ennui

Here’s a completely authentic and totally unadulterated message from avant-garde sportsman Max Scherzer’s Twitter account this morning (click to embiggen):

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Given his recent performance both on the field and on twitter, I have to assume that what it amounts to is Scherzer attempting to covertly apply for a job at NotGraphs.

To which I ask, given that most job titles at NotGraphs consist of leisured gentleman or gentleman polymath or something of the sort, what would we consider Scherzer’s job title? This also might make for a good poll….