Davey Johnson Pitches Idea for New Coen Bros. Film

Q. Describe the plot of a non-extant Coen Brothers film in fewer than 140 characters.

A. Ahem:

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Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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Naturally, John Turturro stars as “The LaRoche.”

That leaves John Goodman to play Davey Johnson, Jon Polito as the inept peacekeeping player agent, Steve Buscemi as Bryce Harper, Holly Hunter as Jayson Werth, Frances McDormand as Mike Morse, and Royce D. Applegate in the role of “Prairie Wandering Cannibal ” Bill James.

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And Ron Washington as himself.