Joe Mauer To Move…

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…but probably not that soon, since he just moved into a new house last summer.

There is a surprising amount of information on the Internet about where Joe Mauer lives. There is this weebly page that appears to have been created by a child. A 2007 video tour of what was then called his “mansion.” An aerial shot of the estate he bought in 2012. And a 2006 Sports Illustrated “Cribs” feature on the house he shared with Justin Morneau, proving that Mauer drinks orange juice and collects bobblehead dolls.

*Yes, let me just leave this image here without further comment on the headline.



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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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