Mostly Justified Bat-Flip Alert: Hyun-Jin Ryu

Ryu Flip 2

There are those who will contend that — contrary to the claims being made by the author in the title of this post — that what Dodgers pitcher Hyun-Jin Ryu is captured doing here, in this artisanally crafted animated GIF file, doesn’t constitute a bat flip proper.

What those people don’t understand is, is that the author is paid to make breezy comments about trivial baseball occurrences. And also that, relative to an infinite universe, that all is trivial, actually. And also that we’re, all of us, cadavers merely awaiting our future caskets.

Credit to internet user/abuser urbuddy haysoos for bringing the author’s attention to this Moment in History.



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Dexter Bobo
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Dexter Bobo

The author of this comment also enjoys referring to himself in the third person for no reason whatsoever other than to sound like an pretentious ass.

The Foils
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humor is confusing even for the best of us

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