NotDraft 2014

sneedclone

Just as a refresher on the rules, in the annual NotDraft — now in its 1st consecutive year — amateur players are selected not on the basis of their talent, but on the basis of their nickname potential.

1. J.B. “Buck-Buck” Bukauskas | Stone Bridge HS (Va.), Senior | RHP

2. Taylor “Top 40” Sparks | UC Irvine, Junior | 3B

3. Cy “Sneedclone” Sneed | Dallas Baptist, Junior | RHP

4. Braxton “Law Firm” Davidson | T.C. Roberson HS (N.C.), Senior | OF

5. Bryce “Mountains of Geese” Montes de Oca | Lawrence HS (Kan.), Senior | RHP

6. Michael “Sprayberry” Chavis | Sprayberry HS (S.C.), Senior | SS

7. Derek “D-Fish” Fisher | Virginia, Junior | OF

8. Zech “High Road” Lemond | Rice, Junior | RHP

9. Taylor “Gesundheit” Gushue | Florida, Junior | C

10. A.J. “Alotta” Vanegas | Stanford, Senior | RHP

11. Isan “Excellent Player” Diaz | Springfield Central HS (Mass.), Senior | SS/2B

12. Erick “Feddy Cent” Fedde | UNLV, Junior | RHP

13. Joey “All You Can Eat” Pankake | South Carolina, Junior | 3B

14. Scott “Nearly” Blewett | Baker HS (N.Y.), Senior | RHP

15. Max “Feast Mode” Pentecost | Kennesaw State, Junior | C

16. Gavin “Shadow of Death” LaValley | Carl Albert HS (Okla.), Senior | 1B

17. Michael “Southern” Conforto | Oregon State, Junior | OF

18. Kyle “Bravehome” Freeland | Evansville, Junior | LHP

19. Mike “Little Papi” Papi | Virginia, Junior | 1B/OF

20. Nick “Tweety” Burdi | Louisville, Junior | RHP

21. Touki “Or Not Touki” Toussaint | Coral Springs Christian HS (Fla.), Senior | RHP

22. Bradley “Jowls” Zimmer | San Francisco, Junior | OF

23. Joe “Godfather” Gatto | St. Augustine Prep HS (N.J.), Senior | RHP

24. Jake “Foolish Games” Jewell | NE Oklahoma A&M CC, Sophomore | RHP

25. Shane “Little Benes” Benes | Westminster Christian Academy (Mo.), Senior | SS

26. Cre “Flipperpants” Finfrock | Martin County HS (Fla.), Senior | RHP



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Ron "Turn Your Head and Cough" Tugnutt
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Ron "Turn Your Head and Cough" Tugnutt

I’m glad they never had this for the NHL draft.

Dick Butkus
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Dick Butkus

That has to be the funniest name in sport ever.

Dick Trickle
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Dick Trickle

I concur wholeheartedly.

Steven
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Steven

Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix is pretty good too.

Monica Lewinsky
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Monica Lewinsky

Tell me about it.