Peter Gammons Has Counseled You Today


The reader is young and clueless and in need of guidance — not unlike a toddler with a checking account. Peter Gammons, for his part, is like a man that is also a chalice that is presently running over with capital-W Wisdom.

What Peter Gammons says to do, today, is “Triple it, maybe” — advice which the reader will ignore definitely at his or her own terrible, deadly peril.

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I thought that if I red Peter Gammons’ other recent tweets, the context of this advice would become clear and the humor would be that this tweet is taken out of context. Nope. I still have no idea what it means.