Earlier today in these pages, we utilized the great American tradition of submitting your opinion electronically to the void (a.k.a. polling) as a means of determining with zero shadows of doubts who would win in various Mortal Kombat-style battles between various sorts of tigers and other, various sorts of giants — i.e. the mascots of the team competing in the World Series that’s about to begin.
The polls are closed and the shadows of doubt dissolved by the bright light of Mass Opinion. Regard the answers below, brothers and sister!
Tiger Mom vs. Giant Rabbit
Bengal Tiger vs. The Cerne Abbas Giant
Tigerlily by Natalie Merchant vs. Giant Disembodied Eye