Spotted: Mascot Eyeing Horse Lustily

The reader — knowing something about the old rerum natura, as it were — understands immediately from this image that Southpaw, the official mascot of the Chicago White Sox, will use the horse also pictured here towards the end of satisfying his appetite.

What we can’t know — can only speculate upon — is if that appetite is gastronomic or sexual in nature.



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Matthew
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Matthew

The White Sox have a mascot? What the fuck?

U-God
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For almost a decade.

MikeS
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MikeS

At least they are moving towards the appropriate number of mascots. They used to have two – Ribbie and Rhubarb.

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