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T-Shirt: “We’re All Gonna Go Dateless”

Founder David Appelman’s wife, who possesses flawless (a) skin and (b) taste, bought 25 of these shirts — which make reference to a certain, famous chapter in this site’s annals — for her husband. They (i.e. the shirts) may or may not have been designed by the present author and Eno Sarris.

I can’t guarantee that it’ll work, but if this is something about which you’d be interested in acquiring in exchange for American currency, you might consider writing your senator. Or, alternatively, making note of same in the comments section.