The Probably Top Indication Josh Johnson Is Classical Scholar

Socrates Johnson

The top indication that major-league right-hander Josh Johnson is a classical scholar used to be the paper he wrote on the theme of sal (or “wit”) in the work of the Neoteric poets and which appeared in the Autumn, 2007, edition of the American Journal of Philology.

Now, however, the top indication that Josh Johnson is a classical scholar is the fantasy update from today that’s pictured above — which fantasy update reports that, not unlike the Socrates of Plato’s Apologia, Johnson is committed to perpetual examination of the self.

Credit to reader David Internet Jacobs for spying the source material here with his (one presumes) regularly sized eye.



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Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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http://muse.jhu.edu/journals/american_journal_of_philology/toc/ajp128.3.html

I am very disappointed to find no such article in said edition of the American Journal of Philology. Next, presumably, you’re going to start writing about baseball caps available on eBay that will turn out to be not actually available on eBay.