The Royals Can’t Afford a Whole Billboard

Have you seen this new Royals billboard? Shameful. Not only are they cheap with their payroll, but apparently they’re too cheap to afford to cover an entire billboard. This is ridiculous. What’s next? Hot dogs at Kauffman Stadium with a bite taken out of them? Seats with no backs? Beer with no foam?

Oh, it’s supposed to be like that?

Then, actually, I kind of love it.



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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn’t go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney’s or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.



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Dayton Moore
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Dayton Moore

You mean you’re not on board with Oscar Pistorius Irish Dancing Night??

Tim Burwell
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Tim Burwell

this comment has no legs.

Oscar Pistorius' GF
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Oscar Pistorius' GF

It’s a real shot in the dark.

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