Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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RCmember
10 years ago

I literally laughed my ass off at this.

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Carson Cistullimember
10 years ago
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You should be posting fewer comments, then, and going to more hospitals — or, at least, ONE more hospital.

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