Between Scylla and Charybdis

Most likely owing to the start time, Catholics in Milawaukee are not quite as bent out of shape about the Brewers’ Good Friday home opener as those in Detroit, but in some ways their suggestions as to how to properly combine baseball and religion are even more extreme:

Milwaukee’s soon-to-be-departing, but still current Catholic Archbishop has put the hammer down on Catholics hoping to enjoy a brat during the Brewers’ home opener, because it happens to fall on Good Friday.

Dolan says Catholics attending the home opener, or just with baseball fever for the Good Friday, April 10th game against the Chicago Cubs, still ought to abstain from meat and poultry.

“I think instead of eating the sausages or hot dogs that day, they just should say a prayer for the Brewers success this season,” said Dolan.

Which is the greater sin: eating meat on Good Friday or not eating brats at Miller Park?

(thanks to Lar for the link)


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GBS
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GBS

You love to stir it up, don’t you, Craig?

Not being Catholic, I don’t have a stake (or is that steak?) in the not-eating-meat-on-Friday thing.  But if someone is Catholic and does abstain, then a ballgame seems like a poor excuse to do otherwise.

ElBonte
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ElBonte

The official position of the City of Milwaukee is that when properly cooked, the beer used is the culinary equivalent of holy water.  The key is to gently simmer the sausages in beer before grilling.  Of course, that position has yet to be recognized by the Catholic church—they prefer the post-grill soak.

DavidB
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DavidB
Hey, moron, what Catholics are “bent out of shape”?  Name one. “…..” Of course you can’t, because this is just a contrived controversy pushed by one of our dying mainstream media rags (they’re taking a break from campaigning for the government to murder more Arabs.  Why do you continue to shoehorn this onto a baseball site?  Sure, I get that you hate Catholics – we’re not a bunch of closet gays and Viagra-popping military worshipers and, well….  http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,258299,00.html ….but can you please stop with your bogus stories about how we’re “up in arms” and “outraged”.  I’m a Catholic and I’m… Read more »
Craig Calcaterra
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Craig Calcaterra
DavidB:  I suggest you take a remedial course in whimsy and sarcasm, and while you’re at it, a few electives that can help you reduce your overactive sense of victimization. But if you want me to “name one,” I’ll give you Michael Ochab, who was the source of the stories about the Detroit thing.  The Rev. Ed Vilkauskas of downtown Detroit’s St. Mary’s Catholic Church wasn’t too happy about it either. That said, no one here (or anywhere else that I can recall) has suggested that anyone of consequence—or numbers of people of consequence—had a problem with any of this. … Read more »
Wooden U. Lykteneau
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Wooden U. Lykteneau

Well, Craig, I guess you can’t pull the sheets away from some folks’ heads, can you?

DavidB
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DavidB
So I ask you to name somebody, and the best you can do is cite the quotes from the very same mainstream-media rag that started this faux controversy?  (Which was done in a pathetic, desperate attempt to maintain readership because nobody under the age of 40 believes their war-mongering, corporate-loving idiocy anymore.)  That’s basically like an author using himself as an anonymous source in an article.  Completely worthless. I have a great sense of humor, just as long as somebody’s actually funny.  But picking on Catholics is (a) lame and cliche` and (b) flagrantly cheap comedy because, of course, you… Read more »
Craig Calcaterra
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Craig Calcaterra
Well, David you asked for a name. I gave you a name.  And may I remind you that you were the first person to claim that one person’s opinion decided an issue: “I’m a Catholic and I’m in Detroit.  I don’t give a crap about the Tigers’ opening day.  So now you know for a fact that the story is false.” Not that I expect intellectual consistency to be the strong suit of a person like you. And just so you know, I’ll stop “picking on Catholics” when they stop doing things worthy of criticism.  With you in their fold,… Read more »
DavidB
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DavidB

Wooden,

Ooooh….you’re so….profound, man. 

Look, I don’t care about your religions or your hatred of religions (and, for the record, nobody cares about your name, either).  As long as you’re not murdering and lying, I live and let live.

It’s not about religion, it’s about bigotry and bad jokes. 

Why don’t you “pull the sheets” away from Jews or Hindus?

All I’m asking is that you stop making facially bogus claims (Catholics in Detroit and Milwaukee are “bent out of shape”) and bad jokes. 

Just go back to slobbering over young sweaty men in tight clothes and worshiping the military.

DavidB
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DavidB
The quotes you provided don’t further your point.  At all.  (A) They’re innocuous – nothing along the lines of “bent out of shape”, and (b) the reporter for the dying mainstream media rag probably had to desperately cull them out of people.  Are you claiming that those people actually sought the reporter out and said “We’re bent out of shape!”  Hey, you guys can go on slandering me and, yeah, I’m Catholic.  But at least I’m not some creepy closet-gay, Viagra-popping piece of crap who can’t build or create a damn thing.  So you guys can run along and slobber… Read more »
lar
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lar
Well, apparently someone over here thought it was an interesting enough set of events to ask the archbishop of Wisconsin (and very soon to be archbishop of New York, which, as a Catholic, you should be aware is a pretty important position within the church) about it and he, apparently, thought it was important enough to give a little bit of an answer. And, obviously, we all know that that one article was not the feeling of the vast majority of Catholics. If you read what people were saying, I think you’d be hard pressed to deny it. This link… Read more »
Wooden U. Lykteneau
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Wooden U. Lykteneau

Well, Craig, now you see why the expression goes… if a man is a fool, let him speak, so the whole world will know.

Craig Calcaterra
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Craig Calcaterra

“But at least I’m not some creepy closet-gay, Viagra-popping piece of crap who can’t build or create a damn thing.”

I can’t tell, David: are you more upset about people slandering Catholics, or by the fact that your doctor won’t prescribe you drugs for erectile dysfunction.  Because really, you seem to resent Viagra users far more than Catholic haters.

Jason
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Jason

“Why don’t you “pull the sheets” away from Jews or Hindus?”

Since, you know, no one EVER tells jokes about Jews.

Get the #### over yourself.

DavidB
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DavidB
Sorry to defend you.  Didn’t know you were impotent….but I kind of guessed (it’s par for the course with you people). Technically, it’s not Viagra that I hate: it’s impotent men – no doubt like certain people here – who dupe themselves into thinking they’re tough. For the record, I worked with a woman who was a sales rep for Pfizer (when they had a large Michigan office) and (a) Viagra is exclusively a drug for rich, war-loving Republicans (better than 80% of their customers) and, (b) men who use it – like Rush Limbaugh – end up thinking it’s… Read more »
Craig Calcaterra
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Craig Calcaterra

David, I’ve let you go on until now because (a) you’re rather amusing; and (b) despite your little flourishes, you’ve kinda sorta kept to the point.

But that’s it. I won’t tolerate any more of your baloney.  I’m fine with political stuff, but not when it’s not even remotely in the service of a post or discussion-related point, so knock it off.

And any further racial comments or insinuations will be deleted.  Complain if you must, but though I try to be fair, this comment board is not a democracy.

DavidB
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DavidB

Just please stop slandering Catholics.  Your comments are facially bogus and your jokes are lame and hack crap.

Vince Neil
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Vince Neil

Dave, don’t go away mad / Dave, just go away

DavidB
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DavidB

Vince Neil,

I think your wife is getting nailed by a virile young Mexican right now.  Better go burn some Dixie Chicks CDs so that you can still feel like a man.

Craig Calcaterra
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Craig Calcaterra

David: look up the definition of slander and get back to me.

Virile Young Mexican
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Virile Young Mexican

Craig – Can I hire you?

Alex K
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Alex K

How in the world did this get so out of hand?

Craig Calcaterra
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Craig Calcaterra

Lack of editorial control, I think.

YX
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YX

wow… wtf happened when I was stuck in meeting? Missed a ball over here

Alex K
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Alex K

I don’t think that’s it.  It seems like someone just wanted to argue about something.  I just don’t see what there is to fight about with this post.  Someone asked the Archbishop a question, and he answered.  Was it the little joke at the end?  If so wow, talk about making a mountain out of a molehill.

kendynamo
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kendynamo

mmmm… sacrilicious.

dlf
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dlf

Wow. I think I’ve lost about twelve IQ points reading a particular poster’s comments.  Love it!

ElBonte
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ElBonte

I’m having brats tonight and when tailgating next Friday.  Eat it, Dolan!

lisa gray
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lisa gray
here and i thought that craig himself is catholic and that is real interesting about viagra being for rich republican neocons who use it to get off on murdering arabs. i thought they would want to use it for getting off on their sexual partners but hey, learn something new every day here and i thought it was for old guys of ANY persuasion who got trouble because of blood pressure and/or prostate and/or sugar diabetes and/or fatness it is a big relief to find out that poor democrat guys with all them medical problems can’t get ED. it is… Read more »
Steve
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Steve

I’m a Catholic in Milwaukee and have decided that Opening Day wins out over Good Friday.  I talked to Jesus and we agreed that I’ll just avoid meat on Thursday and everything will be a wash.  It’s a good thing Dolan is on his way out because I don’t think he’d like it that I went over his head for this decision.

kendynamo
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kendynamo

craig – please approve more of DavidB’s posts.  pleeeeeeeease????  They are by the funniest things i have read in a while.  I cracked up when the vince neil bit when RIGHT over his head.  and then he goes on and on railing against neo-cons and blah blah blah, only to finish it off with a lament that muslsim are the only good structural engineers in america??? wtf’ingf!  this guy is a gold mine, i want more.

CarterHayes
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CarterHayes

Hey Craig, why don’t you stick to baseball and leave the religious mockery to Bill Maher, ok?

Dr Paisley
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Dr Paisley

Gosh, and here I thought the title was a Morganna the Kissing Bandit reference (that’s not her nickname for her “endowments?”).

Must say you were far nicer to the dorknozzle than he deserved.

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