Just Keep Smiling: A Francoeurspective

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Hey guys, my name’s Jeff. Football’s awesome! But baseball is my FAVE!!

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Aw, give me a chance guys. Come on. You know you want to!

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I’ve got what it takes! I’ve got skills! Look, I throw the ball up —

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— and it COMES DOWN!! EVERY TIME!!!

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Wait, what? You want me to play for the Braves? The Atlanta Braves?

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THE BRAVES??? THIS IS FREAKING INCREDIBLE.

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I’m a Brave, I’m a Brave, I’m a Brave, I’m a Brave,

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I’m a Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave

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WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!! What do you mean, not anymore? Haha, yeah right, good one!

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Wait, what? You want me to play for the Mets? THE Mets???

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I FREAKING LOVE THE METS!!!

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This is GREAT!! Look at me GO!!!

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Wow, that stings!! But it hurts so good, haha!!!

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Aw gee guys, no really, YOU are the best.

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OK time to get personal! Haha, here’s my wife. Oh my God, I love this woman so much.

Atlanta Braves right fielder and Golden Glove winner Jeff Francoeur spends some quality time with his wife Catie at Universal Orlando Resort.

Always an adventure with her! LOL

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Sometimes she just takes my breath away!!! <3 <3 <3

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I love her so so so much. She is so amazing. Is this the same woman?

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This guy is really fantastic too. What a great polo! Not as great as mine though. Haha

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And this kid? Are you kidding me?? Attaboy, champ!

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God, dogs are the best. This little guy is so cute I COULD JUST DIE.

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Know what else I love?? MUSIC. These guys are ROCKING MY FACE OFF RIGHT NOW.

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Wait, what? You’re kidding me, right? The Texas. Rangers. No. Way.

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But the Rangers are like, a REALLY GOOD team!

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Rangers, Rangers, Rangers…throwing with the Rangers…haha

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Wait, WHAT just happened?? We won the PENNANT???

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That was awesome. But wait, what is this guy saying right now? It’s blowing my mind a little bit!!

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I’m going to play for the ROYALS?? The KANSAS CITY ROYALS??? Are you JOKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW?????

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I am like SO CRAZY STOKED to be joining the PROUDEST FRANCHISE IN BASEBALL!!!

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The Royals. I can hardly believe it.

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#sohappyrightnow

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What’s that ump?? I’m SAFE??? YES!!!!

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I think I did something good?

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YEAH I did!! And I’m going to do it AGAIN!!!

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God, I love horsing around with my teammates!!! These guys are AMAZEBALLS!! Melky?? What a name! Haha

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Stop that Alex! You know that’s my tickle spot!! Haha, this is SO FUN!!!

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The guys got me an A’s shirt, LMAO!!!

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I’m doing great guys! Right?? Right, guys?

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OK, so I wasn’t doing so great. That’s cool! You can bend me but you can’t break me!!! #keepmovingforward

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…and if you do, I will rise from the dead and feast on your brains.




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The Return of Rambo Diaz
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The Return of Rambo Diaz
2 years 11 months ago

Should this make me feel kinda sad it hasn’t worked out for him? Because it kinda did. Weird. I need to go read some Banknotes Harper and figure out how to dominate the boardroom of my feelings.

AC of DC
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AC of DC
2 years 11 months ago

I decided to just focus on the thoughtful affirmation that Melky was amazeballs.

The Return of Rambo Diaz
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The Return of Rambo Diaz
2 years 11 months ago

Yes, amazeballs somewhat lifted me from my self-made emotional murk. A big thank you to Mississippi Matt for that, too.

Kyle
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2 years 11 months ago

It made me feel kind of sad, as well.

The Return of Rambo Diaz
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The Return of Rambo Diaz
2 years 11 months ago

I feel like I should invite him over for a cookout.

BenRevereDoesSteroids
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BenRevereDoesSteroids
2 years 11 months ago

Poor guy looks so happy. And we make fun of him so much. And he has deserved it so much.

Where In The World Is Mo Vaughn
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Where In The World Is Mo Vaughn
2 years 11 months ago

Jeff Francouer is The Bizarro Milton Bradley (for you non Seinfeld/Superman fans, the complete opposite of Milton Bradley).

Ronald Domholdt
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Ronald Domholdt
2 years 11 months ago

Hard to be a Superman fan after Man of Steel

BalkingHeads
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BalkingHeads
2 years 11 months ago

Brian McCann looks ridiculous.

Andy
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Andy
2 years 11 months ago

i have one for the collection

Lenard
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Lenard
2 years 11 months ago

I want him to be good so badly after this

BenH
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BenH
2 years 11 months ago

Go play football Jeff! We can’t keep you here in baseballdom forever. It’s what you were born to do. Go! Free your soul! Free your happy-go-lucky-zombie-soul! And don’t look back! Just don’t look back.

*sheds a single tear*

Antonio Bananas
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Antonio Bananas
2 years 11 months ago

I was thoroughly creeped out by the time I got to the Mets era. Are we sure he’s not a sociopath?

Rico
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2 years 11 months ago

Haha. totally entertaining. nice job Francoeur!

Matty Brown
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Matty Brown
2 years 11 months ago

This was probably the funniest baseball article I have ever read, I was giggling in my office the entire time. Well done sir.

J-Hey
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2 years 11 months ago
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