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Larry Stone Tweets in Klingon

To the relaxed and reposed Internetting Gentleman, the Seattle Times‘ Larry Stone’s most recent submission to the public might appear to be nothing more than the product of a Gammons-esque pocket tweet.

Upon further research, however, it appears as though Stone’s tweet is not, in fact, mere nonsense, but actually a popular Klingon expression that, roughly translated, means “Is it not that my many, large, scattered muscles are quite capable of swelling for the benefit of the hearts of many scattered little women?”

To which pressing question the masses answer: “MajQa’! nuqDaq ‘oH puchpa”e’!”