Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “Iago’s Balls”

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June 29, 2012

The nomination process, which was a thicket of sexy possibilities, is now complete. In accordance with established standards, empaneled racists have whittled the list down to a manageable ledger of 10, from which you are to choose the one most worthy of the nickname “Iago’s Balls.” Remember: This player is not only evil, like Iago, but also foul-smelling, like Iago’s hairy giggle-beans.

So, those who quarter soldiers in peacetime, you may now cast ballots on who — or what! — should forevermore be nicknamed “Iago’s Balls” …


Thank you for exercising the franchise.





 

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Mike
11 years ago

Luke Scott is Iago’s Balls. I was debating between A.J. Pierzynski and Hanley Ramirez, as both share TRAITS with Iago’s Balls. But when I noticed Scott on the list, it became all too clear: Luke Scott IS Iago’s Balls. Iago’s Balls ARE Luke Scott. Luke Scott RESIDES in Iago’s Sack. On this matter, there can be no debate. We must take action to see that Luke Scott and Iago’s Balls become synonymous in the immediate future.

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NatsFan73
11 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Bah! Luke Scott holds political opinions that are at odds with roughly 50% of the country, that doesn’t make him evil. Or smelly 🙂 I’m not aware that he is particularly a jerk or guilty of dirty pool. Unlike, say, Pierzynski or Padilla.

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Mike
11 years ago
Reply to  NatsFan73

Roughly 50% of the country insists that Barack Obama is a terrorist who wasn’t ‘born here’ and that he ‘hasn’t supplied a birth certificate’ that he has supplied several times? That sucks.

Anyway, he has made a lot of angry comments about a lot of opposing players and fans for the extent of his career. Did you see his beard earlier this year? And he looks like he would smell like Bigfoot’s dick.

I agree Pierzynski seems like Iago’s Balls. But trust me, Luke Scott is Iago’s Balls.

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