Your 2014 MLB Teams’ Web Site Taglines

by Craig Robinson

February 19, 2014

Pitchers and catchers have reported, spring training starts in a week or so, your MLB.tv subscription has been renewed, and each team’s official Web site will have a new, exciting tagline for the season. Here’s a sneak preview of those taglines. (Clicky click ’em to big ’em up.)

Hamilton v. Hamilton

Grant Balfour Puts Your Truck in the Bed of His Truck and Then Also Adds the Remainder of Your Universe

Craig Robinson is not a Child, a God, a Pilgrim, a Rock, the Forest, the Resurrection, the Cosmos, the Law, or Damo Suzuki. Nor is he trying to break your heart. He does have a Web site, though. It's called Flip Flop Flyin'.

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10 years ago

oh lordy these were great
also twins, tigers, white sox

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